Bureaucrats. Couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle. On Sat, Jul 18, 2009 at 12:24 PM, Daniel Seigler <[email protected]>wrote:
> > > ------------------------------ > > > > > > > > > *An actual letter to the passport office:* > > > > *Dear sir,* > > *I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe > this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and > knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the > Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. > For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my > social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for > the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, > on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs > declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes > over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are > done at election times. > Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is > Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that > ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!! > > I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you and me, I've > had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you > ask me for my damn address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal > assholes working there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I > don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and > park my ass on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would > you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I > ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you > me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now, 'cause > I have to go to the other end of the city and get another copy of my birth > certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the > services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the > same day? ? Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe makes sense . You'd > rather have us running all over the f------ place like chickens with our > heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that its really me on the > goddamn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! > (f.... morons) > Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off! > An Irate Citizen.* > > * > P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to > confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 . > I have served in the military for over 30 years and have had security > clearances up the yingyang. However, I have to get someone 'important' to > verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED > IN COMMUNIST f------ **CHINA* > > > > > > > ------------------------------ > > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Windows Live™ Hotmail®: Search, add, and share the web’s latest sports > videos. Check it > out.<http://www.windowslive.com/Online/Hotmail/Campaign/QuickAdd?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_QA_HM_sports_videos_072009&cat=sports> > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
