Blogger Chip Ahoy said...

Now class, the president has taken time today from his packed schedule of very important presidential activities to take a few moments to address you directly. Write three pages on why politicians are not ever to be trusted. Ideas you can use:

Explain why politicians must be told what to do.

Detail why politicians must be watched continuously like misbehaving little brothers and sisters.

Explain the corruption inherent in party politics.

Inform the president how he must use executive authority for you to be satisfied with his performance.

Inform the president what you intend to do if you become or remain unsatisfied with his performance.

Explain to the president ways he could ween himself from campaigning.

Describe the difference between personality-orientation and issue-orientation.

Describe how image sometimes substitutes for substance.

Discuss the importance to politicians of changing the meanings of words.

Explain sophistry and how it is used in political discussion.

Look for examples of hypocrisy within the president's speech today. For example, if you are instructed to learn a second language, has the president done this himself? If you are instructed to concentrate on math and science classes, has the president himself done this?

Discuss the environment, your impact on it compared to the president's impact on it. How do you clean up after yourselves?

Discuss why studying Political Science is for douchebags.

Discuss the lies or fabrications you noticed in this speech.

Discuss why there is a pledge of allegiance to a nation but not to a president.

Discuss the proper uses of technology. Is it ever used to manipulate?

When it comes to schools, what do you think the best thing the president could be doing right now?

Discuss the "co" part of communication. Does that imply a person is both talking and listening or does it mean there is a talker and a listener?

Did you notice the president blaming anybody for his own difficulties or shortcomings?

How can you use technology to tell the president what is on your mind? Could you get in trouble for that? Is he your employee? Can you boss him around?

Is politics a noble life-long pursuit? Why do people go into politics in the first place?

What kind of person would want to be president?

Do leaders really lead, or do they actually follow? Do they shove themselves to the front of a crowd then pretend to lead it? Are they attempting to discern what the population wants then bring that about or are they shoving their own ideas down ever body's throats?

Did the president wear nice well-fitted clothes and does he have nice white teeth?

Discuss why it took so much time, so much damage to the environment, and so much money to elect a president just to have him yakity yak yak all the time.

Is it really necessary for the president to be on Television? EVERY. SINGLE. DAY?

Will they make a movie with the president in it?

Does the White House belong to you? Could you go there if you wanted to?

You do not have to limit yourself to just three pages, if you find you're on a roll, just keep going.

9/3/09 11:10 AM
Got this from the althouse blog comments.

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