TOP TEN # Tiger Woods Jokes
1. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 2. The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5." 3. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing. 4. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. 5. Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. 6. Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way. 7. Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!! 8. TigeWoods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. 9. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. 10.Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." __._,_.___ -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
