The Americanization of British
Politics<http://reason.com/archives/2010/04/16/the-americanization-of-british>A
defense of television debates and celebrity endorsements

Michael C. Moynihan <http://reason.com/people/michael-c-moynihan> | April
16, 2010

As a transmitter of a dangerous cultural virus, the American traveler in
Britain is always prepared for *that* conversation; the one that blithely
insists that it is *his* heritage, *his* vapid, corpulent, money-obsessed,
politically immature society that is laying ruin to the world, especially
the once great Britain. In fairness to our accusers, the accused rarely
acquits himself well in such situations, preferring to grumble some Uncle
Tomism about how he would sow a Canadian flag to his forehead if it wasn't
physically impossible, or declaring, without solicitation, that *I didn't
vote for him*.

Just a few months ago, at a pub in a dismal London suburb, full of dismal
and incoherent drunks, I was (yet again) harangued about America's poisonous
influence on British politics. During his tenure as prime minister, it was
considered a deep and very clever insult to accuse Tony Blair not just of
being "Bush's poodle" but of *acting presidential. *It wasn't always clear
that this accusation was backed by a working knowledge of how the American
president governed, or a decent argument as to why this was so vastly
inferior to the British model. The point was rather obvious: American
politics were something to avoid, seeing as Americans all carry handguns and
are denied hospital treatment when shot (which is inevitable, considering
the number of armed lunatics stalking the streets).

The chattering classes too quivered at the thought of politics over here
extending its tentacles over there. A Labour MP of the old guard complained
about New Labour's mucking with tradition in *The Last Prime Minister—Being
Honest About the UK Presidency*. The cover of British journalist James
Naughtie's book, *The Accidental American: Tony Blair and the
Presidency<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1586482572/reasonmagazineA/>
*, featured Blair's head pasted over that of Ulysses S. Grant on the 50
dollar bill. When former Northern Ireland Secretary Mo Mowlam lashed out at
her former employer, she
seethed<http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-84803/Mo-attacks-President-Blair.html>
that
Blair made decisions "just like the president of the United States." (It is
probably worth pointing out that Mowlam made these comments long before the
Iraq War.)

And so this heavy-breathing about America's baleful influence on British
politics came to mind when watching last night's "presidential debate," the
first of its kind, that pitted Prime Minister Gordon Brown (Labour), David
Cameron (Conservative), and Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat) against each other
and an audience of pre-selected questioners.

Despite being an almost exact replica of a presidential debate, some
American observers, with fond memories of Alistair Cooke and *Brideshead
Revisited *fluttering in their heads, judged the British version more
academic, more dignified.* *Like an American college girl blubbering about
sexy accents, *The* *Washington Post *television columnist Tom Shales, a
writer with a deep affection for the cliché,
explained<http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/15/AR2010041505622.html>
that,
"They all had impressive command of the language, but then, they're
British." He referenced all those (unnamed) "qualities that made the British
debate seem more dignified and civilized." All those debating points about
ASBOs and street crime doubtless surely confounded Shales, who would spot a
Scouse youth in a shell suit and presume he was on his way to a fancy dress
party.

But minor differences aside, Brown and Cameron battled in soundbites, with
the occasional cogent, off-script point. Also borrowed from the American
debate was the annoying habit of thanking everyone for their service to King
and Country, for otherwise voters would presume that the candidates hated
the military, the healthcare service, and immigrants. David Cameron began
his response to a question from a NHS nurse with this: "Can I thank you for
your incredible service to the NHS. What it did for my family and my son, I
will never forget. The dedication, the love. Thank you for all that you have
done." Cameron's son, who suffered from epilepsy and cerebral palsy, died
last year.

In response to a question from an army veteran, Brown ducked and weaved with
an opening statement about how he reveres the troops and thanks them for
their service. These very well may be genuine feelings of respect, but for
those, like the ignorantly Anglophilic Shales, who operate under the
assumption that British politics avoids the platitudinous in favor of the
academic, last night's debate (and the candidacy of David Cameron) should
permanently disabuse them.

Nor do the Brits avoid exploiting the American-style celebrity endorsement,
an odd strategy for a country so deeply serious about the business of
politics. As I pointed out earlier in the
week<http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/stories/s2873982.htm>
, *Harry Potter* bazillionare J.K. Rowling took to the pages of the *London
Times* to celebrate the British welfare state which, she said, the
Cameronistas were eager to dismantle. Comedian Eddie Izzard
produced<http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5915328/eddie-izzard-brilliant-britain.thtml>
a
profoundly stupid and unfunny Labour endorsement video, described by *
Spectator* writer David Blackburn as "nothing beyond morbid fear of Tories,
Thatcher and money." And if that wasn't convincing enough, Foreign Secretary
David Milliband posted a video warning
voters<http://blog.davidmiliband.info/?p=152&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+davidmiliband%2FiKcl+%28David+Miliband+on+the+Campaign+Trail%29&utm_content=Google+Reader>
that
"it's the policies of George W. Bush that he [David Cameron] is promising."

While Labour was slinging mud at the Conservatives, and the Conservatives
were heaping opprobrium upon the Labour legacy, Liberal Democrat leader Nick
Clegg was doing his homework, preparing to mop the floor with his rivals in
the Great Debate. According to a whole raft of polling data, Clegg was
considered the debate winner by an impressive margin and his party saw a
significant bump in the general polls after the debate, a result that, if it
holds in the next few weeks, could lead Britain into a "hung parliament."
Without the "Americanized" format of television debate, Clegg's position
would be significantly weaker.

But while Clegg is a talented politician and an able debater, he is also one
of those baffling "social
liberals<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_liberalism>"
indigenous to Western Europe. Upon taking leadership of the LibDems in 2007,
Clegg declared that all the other parties offered was "environmentalism
without substance, social justice without money, internationalism without
Europe." And, in his very next sentence, declared, "The challenge for my
party is clear and simple: to define a liberal alternative to the
discredited politics of Big Government." Like much in the LibDem idea
gallery, it strikes the American reader as confused, if not contradictory.

All three parties are also "going American" by calling for tax
cuts—something very different from the elections in much of Western Europe
and Scandinavia, where parties quibble about who will offer the smallest
increases. Cameron has outlined a very clever plan for emulating Sweden's
successful experiments with school choice (an idea attributable to the very
smart Michael Gove). But those conservatives in the UK who are skeptical of
the slippery Cameron, who once called himself the "heir to Blair" and seems
desperate to dissociate the party from its free market past, are right to be
so.

If I had my druthers and if it was possible to cast a vote May 6, I would
still back the new, spineless Tories. And rather than attempt to narrow down
just what is good about the rebranded Conservatives (answer: not much), I
will crib from *The Spectator's* surprisingly full-throated
endorsement<http://www.spectator.co.uk/essays/all/5896233/the-case-for-cameron.thtml>
of
"the Tories’ liberty agenda":

To abolish the hunting ban—as Mr Cameron has said he will support parliament
in doing—will send a message not just about the injustice of the initial
legislation but the Conservative belief in freedom. The abolition of
identity cards, an expensive and pointless scheme, shows that the
Conservatives aim to dismantle our surveillance state.

So I've tempered my previous
ethusiasm<http://reason.com/archives/2008/05/09/the-center-of-britain>.
The Republicans can and should borrow from the Tories, of course, but the
direction of political plagiarism is west to east (and left to right, with
the Tory campaign owing more to Barack Obama than any recent Republican, to
which the hiring of Anita Dunn attests). Cameron and the Tories are
demanding "change" (sound familiar?) and conceding to the left that the
Thatcher years, which saved Britain from economic and social disaster, were
terribly cruel and "nasty," a victory for the tops-and-tails toffs and a
shattering defeat for the working class. And incidentally, while British
cancer survival rates are lower than those in Bulgaria (as Cameron claimed
during the debate, bravely risking the wrath of the Bulgarian lobby), the
Tories have no intention of scrapping the NHS, as advocated by nasty people
like MEP Daniel
Hannan<http://reason.com/blog/2009/08/26/reasontv-interviews-mep-dan-ha>.
Do you hear us, swing voters!

While I would certainly appreciate a conservative movement in the United
States that was as socially tolerant as the one advocated by our British
cousins, I would advocate, as Peter Hitchens has done, cribbing from William
Hague (a failure as a leader, but a clever theoretician) and not a malleable
Tory Party leader who appears largely devoid of principal.

*Michael C. Moynihan <[email protected]> ([email protected]) is a
senior editor of *Reason* magazine.*

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