*I Miss Bill Clinton...*
*It doesn't matter what party you belong to-this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton...* * "Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a * *real black man as President.* *Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.* *Even now? Look at him...* *...his wife works, and he doesn't! * *...he gets a check from the government every month. * *Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking **America**'s shelves this week with "**Clinton** Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.* * The Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton...The Dodge "Drafter" will be built in **Canada**.* * When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, **Clinton** replied, "I don't know, I never had one."* *The **Clinton** revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."* * **Clinton** will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."* * ** **...**ya gotta love it!* -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
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