J.D.
On Sun, Oct 31, 2010 at 1:13 PM, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *Subject:* SUMBITCH!!........... > > > ------------------------------ > > > > > A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and > invited all of his buddies and neighbors. > He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. > He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion > Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and > BBQ and flirting with all the women. > At the height of the party, > The host said, 'I have a 10 foot > Man-eating gator in my pool > And I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. > The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. > Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! > Leroy was fighting the gator! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his > thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on > the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo > Instructor. > The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator > were screaming and raising hell. > Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime > store goldfish. > Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at > him in disbelief. > Finally the host says, 'Well, > Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' > 'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Leroy. > The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How > about half a million bucks then?' > No thanks, I don't want it,' > Answered Leroy. > The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was > amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' > Again Leroy said no. > Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?' > Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!' > > ------------------------------ > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > > > > > > > > > > > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at > http://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
