Excuse me....Wrong Group. Tommy.
On Sun, Oct 31, 2010 at 3:42 PM, Keith In Tampa <[email protected]>wrote: > J.D. > > > > > On Sun, Oct 31, 2010 at 1:13 PM, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *Subject:* SUMBITCH!!........... >> >> >> ------------------------------ >> >> >> >> >> A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and >> invited all of his buddies and neighbors. >> He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. >> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion >> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and >> BBQ and flirting with all the women. >> At the height of the party, >> The host said, 'I have a 10 foot >> Man-eating gator in my pool >> And I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. >> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. >> Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! >> Leroy was fighting the gator! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his >> thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on >> the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo >> Instructor. >> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator >> were screaming and raising hell. >> Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime >> store goldfish. >> Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at >> him in disbelief. >> Finally the host says, 'Well, >> Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' >> 'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Leroy. >> The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. >> How about half a million bucks then?' >> No thanks, I don't want it,' >> Answered Leroy. >> The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was >> amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?' >> Again Leroy said no. >> Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?' >> Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!' >> >> ------------------------------ >> >> >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> -- >> Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. >> For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum >> >> * Visit our other community at >> http://www.PoliticalForum.com/<http://www.politicalforum.com/> >> * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. >> * Read the latest breaking news, and more. > > > -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
