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install a Southern Home Security
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Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>
*1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work
boots<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot>
.*
*2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.*
*3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.*
*4. Leave a note on your door that reads ..*....
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Ouch..
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_bull>.
They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think
Killer took part, but it was hard to
tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter :D ~Steve~ H/T Miss May
*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>* |
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