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<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/author/scottystarnes/> Meet Obama’s
Real Composite Girlfriend:
Julia<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/meet-obamas-real-composite-girlfriend-julia/>by
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For those who don't know about Obama's love for "composite
girlfriends<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/26793/?preview=true&preview_id=26793&preview_nonce=e2c98a5c05>"
and who haven't seen his new cradle-to-grave campaign slide
show<http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia>,
meet Julia.
>From Washington Free Beacon <http://freebeacon.com/introducing-julia/>:
Meet Julia <http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia>.
Julia is a composite humanoid, model: 2012, unit: 44. She was manufactured
in Chicago by the Obama for America Corporation by a remarkably
homogenous<http://freebeacon.com/minority-report/> and
likeminded group of individuals whose favorite books, musical albums and
(foreign) films are sufficiently obscure to the point that in some cases,
they do not exist.
Julia’s assembly was overseen by federal czars at the U.S. Department of
Truth and Gender Warfare. Her early development was facilitated by a number
of taxpayer-funded programs such as Head Start. She leans forward, slightly.
Julia is powered by American taxpayer subsidies and thin-film photovoltaic
solar cells (also funded by American taxpayers). Through a miraculous
combination of federal tax dollars, hope and the enlightened post-partisan
leadership of her creator–President Barack Obama–Julia has acquired an
artificial intelligence almost indistinguishable from mankind (or
womankind) itself.
Julia can do almost anything, thanks to the forward-thinking and omniscient
genius possessed by her creator, and the statutorily-imposed generosity of
her human counterparts.
Perhaps most impressive is Julia’s ability to bear children through a
process described in certain arcane texts as “immaculate conception.” This
is made possible in part by a federal directive mandating that Julia’s
human counterparts pay for her birth control.
Julia has decent business acumen, and can perform adequately in many of the
fields commonly occupied by female characters in Hollywood’s more
lighthearted films – web design, for instance.
However, Julia has yet to develop the capacity to achieve success absent a
considerable injection of federal funding or “stimulus,” often in the form
of grants or loans. She was recently voted “Most Outgoing Volunteer
Gardener” by the members of her commune.
Continue reading>>> <http://freebeacon.com/introducing-julia/>
*Scotty Starnes
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