I'd do her......
On Fri, May 4, 2012 at 1:29 PM, Travis <[email protected]> wrote: > > > ** > New post on *Scotty Starnes's Blog* > <http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/author/scottystarnes/> Meet Obama’s > Real Composite Girlfriend: > Julia<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/meet-obamas-real-composite-girlfriend-julia/> > by > Scotty Starnes <http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/author/scottystarnes/> > > > <http://scottystarnes.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/asafd16cqaefzrp-540x855.png> > > For those who don't know about Obama's love for "composite > girlfriends<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/26793/?preview=true&preview_id=26793&preview_nonce=e2c98a5c05>" > and who haven't seen his new cradle-to-grave campaign slide > show<http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia>, > meet Julia. > > From Washington Free Beacon <http://freebeacon.com/introducing-julia/>: > > Meet Julia <http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia>. > > Julia is a composite humanoid, model: 2012, unit: 44. She was manufactured > in Chicago by the Obama for America Corporation by a remarkably > homogenous<http://freebeacon.com/minority-report/> and > likeminded group of individuals whose favorite books, musical albums and > (foreign) films are sufficiently obscure to the point that in some cases, > they do not exist. > > Julia’s assembly was overseen by federal czars at the U.S. Department of > Truth and Gender Warfare. Her early development was facilitated by a number > of taxpayer-funded programs such as Head Start. She leans forward, slightly. > > Julia is powered by American taxpayer subsidies and thin-film photovoltaic > solar cells (also funded by American taxpayers). Through a miraculous > combination of federal tax dollars, hope and the enlightened post-partisan > leadership of her creator–President Barack Obama–Julia has acquired an > artificial intelligence almost indistinguishable from mankind (or > womankind) itself. > > Julia can do almost anything, thanks to the forward-thinking and > omniscient genius possessed by her creator, and the statutorily-imposed > generosity of her human counterparts. > > Perhaps most impressive is Julia’s ability to bear children through a > process described in certain arcane texts as “immaculate conception.” This > is made possible in part by a federal directive mandating that Julia’s > human counterparts pay for her birth control. > > Julia has decent business acumen, and can perform adequately in many of > the fields commonly occupied by female characters in Hollywood’s more > lighthearted films – web design, for instance. > > However, Julia has yet to develop the capacity to achieve success absent a > considerable injection of federal funding or “stimulus,” often in the form > of grants or loans. She was recently voted “Most Outgoing Volunteer > Gardener” by the members of her commune. > > Continue reading>>> <http://freebeacon.com/introducing-julia/> > *Scotty Starnes<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/author/scottystarnes/> > * | May 4, 2012 at 12:12 PM | Tags: composite > girlfriend<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/?tag=composite-girlfriend>, > cradle to grave > entitlements<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/?tag=cradle-to-grave-entitlements>, > Julia <http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/?tag=julia>, President > Obama<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/?tag=president-obama>| Categories: > Political > Issues <http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/?cat=35145> | URL: > http://wp.me/pvnFC-6Zs > > > Comment<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/meet-obamas-real-composite-girlfriend-julia/#respond> > See all > comments<http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/meet-obamas-real-composite-girlfriend-julia/#comments> > > Unsubscribe or change your email settings at Manage > Subscriptions<https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?key=80d8873ee52adffe4e178d01c25562cf&email=goosepickles%40gmail.com>. > > > *Trouble clicking?* Copy and paste this URL into your browser: > > http://scottystarnes.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/meet-obamas-real-composite-girlfriend-julia/ > Thanks for flying with WordPress.com <http://wordpress.com/> > > > -- > Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. > For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum > > * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ > * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. > * Read the latest breaking news, and more. > -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more.
