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Steve posted: " At the San Francisco Marriage License Counter: "Next."
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license." "Names?"
"Tim and Jim Jones." "Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers." "Brothers" Respond to this post by replying
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Marriage
License <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_license> Counter:*
* *
*"Next."*
* *
*"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."*
* *
*"Names?"*
* *
*"Tim and Jim Jones <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones>."*
* *
*"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."*
* *
*"Yes, we're brothers."*
* *
*"Brothers?? You can't get married."*
* *
*"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"*
* *
*"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's
incest<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest>
!"*
* *
*"Incest? No, we are not gay."*
* *
*"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"*
* *
*"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other."*
* *
*"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've
been denied equal
protection<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_Protection_Clause>under
the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
*
* *
*"Wait a minute. A gay man <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay> has the
same right
to marry <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage> a woman as I have. But
just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to
marry Jim."*
* *
*"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just
because we are not gay?"*
* *
*"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."*
* *
*"Hi. We are here to get married."*
* *
*"Names?"*
* *
*"John Smith, Jane James, Robert
Green<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Green>,
and June Johnson."*
* *
*"Who wants to marry whom?"*
* *
*"We all want to marry each other."*
* *
*"But there are four of you!"*
* *
*"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane
loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and
me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express
our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."*
* *
*"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."*
* *
*"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"*
*"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's
just for couples."*
* *
*"Since when are you standing on tradition?"*
* *
*"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."*
* *
*"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The
more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the
constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage
license!"*
* *
*"All right, all right. Next."*
* *
*"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."*
* *
*"In what names?"*
* *
*"David Deets."*
* *
*"And the other man?"*
* *
*"That's all. I want to marry myself."*
* *
*"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"*
* *
*"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry
the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax
return<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_return_%28United_States%29>
."*
* *
*"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"*
~Steve~ * H/T hujonwi*
*Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>*|
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