** ** *Proofreading is a dying art!*****
*Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter* **** ** ** *This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the***** ** ** *Editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day** ..***** ** ** *Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says* *No crap, really? Ya think?!* * ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***** ** ** *Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers***** ** ** *Now that's taking things a bit far!* *_____________________________***** ** ** **** ** ** ** ** *Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over * *What a guy!** * *---------------------------------------------------------------***** ** ** *Miners Refuse to Work after Death* *Good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so's!* *------------------------------------------------------***** ** ** *Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant * *See if that works any better than a fair trial!* *----------------------------------------------------------***** *War Dims Hope for Peace * *I can see where it might have that effect!* *----------------------------------------------------------------***** *If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile* *Ya think?!* *-----------------------------------------------------------------------**** * ** ** *Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures* *Who would have thought!* *----------------------------------------------------------------***** ** ** *Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide** * *They may be on to something!* *------------------------------------------------------------------------*** ** ** ** *Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges * *You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?** * *----------------------------------------------------------***** *Man Struck By Lightning: Faces * *Battery Charge** * *He probably IS the battery charge!* *----------------------------------------------***** ** ** *New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group * *Weren't they fat enough?!* *-----------------------------------------------***** ** ** *Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft * *That's what he gets for eating those damn beans!* *---------------- ---------------------------------***** *Kids Make Nutritious Snacks * *Do they taste like chicken?* ************************************ ** ** *Local * *High School Dropouts Cut in Half * *Chainsaw Massacre all over again!* ********************************************************* ** ** *Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors * *Boy, are they tall!* ************************************************* ** ** *And the winner is....***** ** ** *Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead * *Did I read that right?* **************************************************** ***** ** ** __._,_.___ __,_._,___ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
