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Nancy Pelosi Suffers Apparent Seizure<http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/typepad/uIXt/~3/-szs1Zs9TWE/nancy-pelosi-suffers-apparent-seizure.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email> Posted: 25 Sep 2013 04:24 PM PDT WASHINGTON (BHN) - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-Ca) possibly suffered a stroke or seizure last week during a speech to fellow progressives. During the rambling, often incoherent address punctuated by spasmodic arm gestures <http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/Pelosi%20speaks.gif>, frantic blinking, and audible farting, Pelosi became increasingly disoriented and confused. Excerpts from her speech: "And to paraphrase what our founders said in the Constitution of the United States: they said great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included." (The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.). "As President Washington said during the Gettysburg Address, It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." (Dumbledor in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone). Sources close to Pelosi say she is receiving treatment for an unspecified condition brought on by "excessive thinking." [image: Nancy Pelosi speaks]<http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e2019aff9ad0b8970c-pi> You are subscribed to email updates from Big Hairy News<http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/> To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now<http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailunsubscribe?k=ViXCl-gDjgRlV4COOli3f0zx_cw> . Email delivery powered by Google Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
