> > > NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE: > > By Elroy Willis > > ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday > after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident > best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. > Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up > resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was > apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve > people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side > of the road who she believed was Jesus. > > "She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out > through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet > Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgeann Williams who was > pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't > wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was > happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into > the sky," he went on to say. > > "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the > force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison > questioned the man who looked like Jesus and > discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the > tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released > twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with > helium, which then floated up into the sky. > > Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his > friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms > into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the > Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was > Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think > my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when > asked why his > wife would do such a thing. > > When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, > "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like > this to happen." > > > > > > > > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG - www.avg.com > Version: 8.5.421 / Virus Database: 270.14.7/2421 - Release Date: > 10/08/09 06:39:00 > > > Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. Sign > up now.
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