Say it to my face Wilson  :)

Jarrad



On Oct 9, 2009, at 1:15 PM, Jay Wilson wrote:

> I'm with Joel on this one. Seems like that story circulated around  
> about 2 years ago.
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> Way to be gullible Jarrad! :P
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> ~Jay
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> On Fri, Oct 9, 2009 at 8:55 AM, Joel Brauer <[email protected]>  
> wrote:
> LOL
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> That's a hilarious explanation, too bad its not true.
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> Http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.asp
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>> NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE:
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>> By Elroy Willis
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>> ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday  
>> after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident  
>> best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.  
>> Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up  
>> resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was  
>> apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve  
>> people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side  
>> of the road who she believed was Jesus.
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>> "She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out  
>> through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said  
>> Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgeann Williams who was  
>> pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't  
>> wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was  
>> happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into  
>> the sky," he went on to say.
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>> "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the  
>> force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison  
>> questioned the man who looked like Jesus and
>> discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the  
>> tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released  
>> twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with
>> helium, which then floated up into the sky.
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>> Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his  
>> friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms  
>> into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the  
>> Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was  
>> Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think  
>> my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when  
>> asked why his
>> wife would do such a thing.
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>> When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins  
>> replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected  
>> anything like this to happen."
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