You might be a Redneck Jedi Warrior if... *You have ever used your light saber to open a can of Coors *At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored and it's sitting on blocks in your front yard. *Chewbacca is offended by your B.O. *Your Father has ever said, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side, it'll be a hoot!" *You have ever used the Force in conjunction with bowling. *The rear window of your X-wing has a decal of Calvin whizzing on an Imperial fighter. *You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. *If you ever hear, "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle..."
