Adam Buckland wrote: > Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change > > > > By Nick Squires in Sydney > > Last Updated: 1:49pm GMT 27/03/2008 > > > > A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the > experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found > guilty of wasting police time. > > > > Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police > last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home > and needed urgent assistance. > > advertisement > > > > Cradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police > operator that he was all right. > > > > "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled > out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know. > I didn't hurt my bum at all." > > > > He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a > fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours' community work. > > > > Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol > played a large role in Cradock's life. > > > > Judge Richard Russell said he was not sure what had motivated Cradock to > make the extraordinary claim. > > > > In sentencing Cradock, he warned him not to do it again. > > > > Wombats are native to Australia and are not found in New Zealand. > Although powerfully built and about the size of a small pig, they are > very rarely dangerous. There are three species: the widely distributed > common wombat and the much rarer southern and northern hairy-nosed > wombats. > >
LOL It would seem NZ judges and newspapers have no sense of humor at all. _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[EMAIL PROTECTED] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
