Hehehe... berhubung si Teddy udah jarang nongol, maka gua masukin deh lu ke dlm the Big 3 dlm kontes Proletar Idiot bersama dgn Abbas Amin dan rezameutia menggantikan si Teddy.
From: Musik hari Ini <musikhari...@yahoo.com> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Tuesday, February 7, 2012 10:59 AM >Subject: Re: [proletar] I’ve three wives and other such queries > > > >Ini type postingan konyollu yang tiap2 hari lu kunyah2 kayak kambing goblok >belajar pakai otak kalau pamer kegoblokan biar lucu nanti nya kudu pakai otak > >kalau hanya seperti ini baik nya elu belajar dulu jadi orang normal >tidak ada satupun dari ribuan postingan elu yang pakai akal sehat selama ini > >elu itu pengada paling bodoh yang bercokol di prol. > >________________________________ >From: item abu <item...@yahoo.com> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Monday, February 6, 2012 4:49 PM >Subject: Re: [proletar] I’ve three wives and other such queries > > > >Ternyata posting berisi fatwa itu adalah posting konyol. Berarti fatwa2 itu >adalah konyol. > >Padahal, masih banyak fatwa yg jauh lebih konyol, misalnya fatwa yg bilang spy >cowok dewasa nyusu ke cewek sekantor spy jadi muhrimnya. > > > >From: Musik hari Ini <musikhari...@yahoo.com> >>To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>Sent: Monday, February 6, 2012 6:31 AM >>Subject: Re: [proletar] I’ve three wives and other such queries >> >> >> >>Yang tolol itu elu,jelas2 tiap hari salah melulu >>tapi terus saja bawa posting konyol kesini >>jadi orang pemalu kadang-kadang2 perlu juga >>pertanyaan gua kapan lu posting argument2 yang masuk akal! >>semua postingan elu terlalu dipaksakan >>akhirnya poin22 kebenaran2 yang diharapkan >>hilang begitu saja..............blek mendigan lubalik keIgama nenek moyanglu >> >>________________________________ >>From: item abu <item...@yahoo.com> >>To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>Sent: Sunday, February 5, 2012 5:36 PM >>Subject: [proletar] I’ve three wives and other such queries >> >> >> >>Hehehe.... kalo nurut fatwa di bawah ini, Abbas Amin yg kerja di bagian >>keuangan sdh melakukan kegiatan haram. >>Fatwa2 di bawah ini ga terlalu konyol, msh banyak fatwa lain yg super tolol, >>konyol dan biadab. >>Tp orang Islam akan ngoceh bhw fatwa itu ga mengikat, hehehe... spy mereka ga >>ikut konyol, padahal fatwa itu dikeluarkan oleh ahli Islam, bukan orang2 >>tolol ga ngerti Islam kayak orang2 Islam di milis ini. >> >>http://mail.dailypioneer.com/columnists/item/50998-i%E2%80%99ve-three-wives-and-other-such-queries.html >> >>I’ve three wives and other such queries >>Author: Kanchan Gupta >>Or, can I use a webcam? >> >>Last Sunday we visited the world offatwas issued by Darul Ifta, which is >>considered “one of the most significant departments” of Darul Uloom Deoband, >>globally recognised as an influential centre of Islamic theology which was >>founded on May 30, 1866. Darul Ifta is charged with the responsibility of >>interpreting Islam for followers of the faith and ensuring the application of >>the tenets of this religion in the everyday lives of Muslims — only Sunnis, >>as all other sects are deemed to be “not Muslims” as “their books are against >>the Quran and Hadith” (Fatwa 989/844=B-1429). >> >>Darul Ifta, set up in 1892, draws its importance from both communal and >>secular sources. The institution, which has till now issued seven lakh >>fatwas, or perhaps more, is candid about the influence it wields: “The fatwas >>of Darul Uloom (are) highly esteemed in and outside the country; besides the >>masses, the law courts in the country also honour them and consider them >>decisive.” In other words, a fatwa issued by Darul Uloom Deoband through >>Darul Ifta is not only seen as binding on the community at home (as also the >>global ummah) but also on the secular courts of the country. The power of the >>Deobandi fatwa, for instance, is reflected in the hounding of what Darul >>Ifta’s maulanas describe as “deviant sects”— Ahmediyas in this case — by the >>faithful at home and abroad, most notably in Pakistan. >> >>It may be tempting to contest Darul Ifta’s claim — many Muslims are >>reluctant, if not loath, to be guided by religious injunctions by maulanas >>and the courts are unlikely to take such notions of over-riding supremacy >>kindly — but that is a debate best left for another day. For the moment, let >>us further explore the world of Darul Uloom Deoband with the help of Darul >>Ifta’s fatwas that cover every possible aspect of a believer’s life. The >>previous article published in this column had cited a random selection of >>fatwas issued by Darul Ifta. This Sunday, the effort is on looking at fatwas >>that concern specific concerns of Muslim men and women. Reproduced below is a >>selection of suchfatwas as they appear on Darul Ifta’s website; only >>spellings have been corrected: >> >>Question 32651:I have three wives and my third wife has one daughter of age >>10 years from her first husband and she took khula eight years before from >>her first husband. Since that time her daughter is staying with my third >>wife, her husband did not see her daughter till date and he did not pay any >>money for her daughter. I married with my third wife in 2008 and by the grace >>of Allah I am paying all expenses for my third wife and her daughter. My >>questions are: 1.First husband is liable to ask possession of his daughter at >>any time in life? 2.If he demands possession of his daughter then what to do >>in this regard? 3.What will be my status with regards to my wife’s daughter >>in terms of mahram? >> >>Fatwa 1055/1055/M=1432:(1)Her previous husband, ie, the father of the girl, >>can claim the custody of his daughter. He shall be sinful for not taking any >>care of his daughter until now. (2)When the girl attains puberty, she shall >>be free to choose whether to live with her mother or father. Father cannot >>compel her after she attains puberty to keep her with him. Yes, he may claim >>before it. If he claims and there is no fear of any harm, she should be given >>to the father. (3)If you have had intercourse with your third wife, her >>daughter became haram for you and you became her mahram forever. >> >>Question 24487:As per the Islamic law, can a person study the course of >>chartered accountant? >> >>Fatwa 1237/964/D=1431:Yes, it is lawful to study the course of chartered >>accountant. However, it will not be lawful to record interest-based accounts. >> >>Question 19472:Can you please tell me (whether the) reading of books, >>newspapers (English) is allowed in washroom or not? >> >>Fatwa 193/193/M=1431: Bathroom is not a place to read books and newspapers >>whether they are in English (or any other language), they should not be >>studied therein. >> >>Question 18576: Hazrat Mufti Sahab, kindly advice maximum time for breast >>feeding for a girl child?Is breast feeding more than two years haram? >> >>Fatwa 20/18/B=1431:According to preferred opinion, the period of >>breastfeeding to an infant is two years; breastfeeding after tow years is >>unlawful... (text in Arabic). >> >>Question 14505:Suppose I am owner of a educational institution. My caste is >>‘A’. Suppose I do not charge any fee from the students of my caste. Is this >>correct action? >> >>Fatwa 1068/870=L/1430:When you are the owner of the institution, you have >>right to exempt the students of your caste to pay fees. However, if you grant >>the exemption to the students on the ground of poverty and neediness, it will >>be better. >> >>Question 11156: Is it permissible for a woman who keeps her niqab on in class >>to go to women’s only classes where the teacher is a male? >> >>Fatwa 394/320=D/1430:It is allowed if needed, provided she observes purdah in >>going to college,purdah is observed in college also without intermingling >>with men, she only hears the voice of teachers and there is no fear of any >>other similar fitnah. But, it is better to avoid in the view of present >>environment of colleges and evils. >> >>Question 36590 :Can a woman show her nude body on webcam to her husband who >>stays abroad? >> >>Fatwa 427/427/M=1433:It is not right to show it through webcam because it >>includes the sin of taking photograph without severe need. However, it is not >>unlawful for the husband and wife to see each one’s nude body. >> >>Question 24427: In the Hanafi mazhab can women be appointed as judges or >>qazi’s? >> >>Fatwa 1526/1189/B=1431: Yes, she can be appointed as judge, but it is makrooh >>tahrimi, ie, doing so is near haram. It is mentioned in Hadith... (text in >>Arabic) ... It means that a nation that makes a woman their ruler will never >>succeed, hence woman should not be appointed as judge. >> >>Question 23165: What is the concept of full hijab in our religion? Is just >>putting chunri on head considered hijab. What are the punishments for not >>following full hijab? >> >>Fatwa 1034/761/L=1431:If a woman goes out of home she should cover her body >>with burqa or chaddar in a way that no part of her body is exposed. This is >>the complete hijab. And if she puts only dupatta (scarf) on head while the >>face is open, it is not complete hijab. In such case the woman shall be >>sinful. >> >>Question 21031: Can Muslim women in India do Government or private jobs? >>Shall their salary be halal or haram or prohibited? >> >>Fatwa 577/381/L=1431: It is unlawful for Muslim women to do job in Government >>or private institutions where men and women work together and women have to >>talk with men frankly and without veil. >> >>From the perspective of those who believe in the empowerment of individuals >>and the liberty to live life without encumbrances imposed by keepers of >>faith, these fatwas symbolise an antediluvian mindset and should be ignored. >>Yet, rarely, if ever, a voice is heard in protest. For that would be >>considered insensitive and intolerant. Therein lies the anachronism of our >>times. >> >>--- Follow the writer on: http://twitter.com/KanchanGupta. Blog on this and >>other issues at http://kanchangupta.blogspot.com. Write to him >>at kanchangu...@rocketmail.com >>Last modified on Sunday, 05 February 2012 00:01 >> >>[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] >> >>[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] >> >> >> >> >> > >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: prole...@egroups.com Subscribe : proletar-subscr...@egroups.com Unsubscribe : proletar-unsubscr...@egroups.com List owner : proletar-ow...@egroups.com Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! 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