Kalo cewek yg ga punya suami bisa pake ketimun atau pisang, gimana dgn cowok yg ga punya bini atau budak? Ternyata auloh udah ngasih solusinya, menunjukkan auloh itu betul2 maha tahu akan kebutuhan sex orang Islam lagi maha pengasih shg auloh nyediakan barang2 layak pakai unt orang2 Islam tsb.
Islam itu emang agama yg benar, benar2 sinting dan konyol, lagi bejad dan biadab. http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php Third example of Sunni morality - Sunni 'Ulama have ruled on the Permissibility of Having Sex with Watermelons That was not a typographical error. Ibn Qayyim continues this discussion, which exemplifies the morals espoused by Sunni Islam: "If a man makes a hole in a watermelon, or a piece of dough, or a leather skin, or a statue, and has sex with it, then this is the same as what we have said about other types of masturbation [i.e., that it is halaal in the same circumstances given before, such as being on a journey]. In fact, it is easier than masturbating with one's hand". >________________________________ > From: item abu <item...@yahoo.com> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:48 AM >Subject: Re: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun > > > >Ga heran kalo ada ulama yg bikin fatwa bhw cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau >ketimun, soalnya pisang atau ketimun itu bisa dipake unt cewek2 yg lagi horny >dan ga ada suami, kayak si Aisha yg dipaksa ngejanda dr umur 18 thn sampe mati. > >Terbuktilah Islam itu agama yg benar unt orang2 gila sex, hehehe... > >http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php > >Second example of Sunni morality Sunni 'Ulama Legitimised the Use of a Dildoe >(female sex toys) >After this ingenious fatwa, Ibn Qayyim then goes on to make permissible >the use of a dildoe by women. It is only logical; when the husbands >leave to go masturbate and spread Islam by the sword, they need >something to do with themselves. On the same page as quoted above, Ibn >Qayyim writes: > >"If a woman does not have a husband, and her lust becomes strong, >then some of our scholars say: It is permissible for the woman to take >an akranbij, which is a piece of leather worked until it becomes shaped >like a penis, and insert it in herself. She may also use a cucumber". > >>________________________________ >> From: item abu <item...@yahoo.com> >>To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>Sent: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:40 AM >>Subject: [proletar] Cewek ga boleh megang pisang atau ketimun >> >> >> >>Ternyata ga cuma orang Islam aja yg gila sex shg cewek hrs dikarungin spy >>orang Islam ga merkosa begitu liat cewek, cewek Islam jg dianggap gila sex >>shg ga boleh megang atau ngeliat pisang atau ketimun spy ga horny. >> >>Ga heran si arra_s ga keberatan berada di bawah kontrol laki2 spy ada yg >>ngekang gila sex cewek spt yg disiratkan oleh si ulama tsb. >> >>Terbuktilah kebenaran Islam yg berasal dr auloh itu, hehehe... >> >>http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=35786:sexual-resemblance-islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers&Itemid=4 >> >>Monday, 02 July 2012 13:51 >>SEXUAL RESEMBLANCE! Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, >>cucumbers >> >>*A lot of confusion surrounds this article and its sourcing. We have an >>editorial here. >> >>CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should >>not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual >>thoughts.” >> >>The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Sawsana >>news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a >>third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or >>husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve. >> >>He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” >>and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.” Bikyamasr.com >>cannot independently verify the accuracy of the news item at time of >>writing. >> >>He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women. >> >>The sheikh was asked how to “control” women when they are out >>shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad >>for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them >>and God. >> >>Answering another question about what to do if women in the family >>like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food >>and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it. >> >>The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among Muslims >>online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric. >> >>One reader said that these religious “leaders” give Islam “a bad >>name” and another commented said that he is a “retarded” person and he >>must quite his post immediately. >> >>Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from >>renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements. >> >>** Correction: The source originally cited in the story was written >>in error. A spelling mistake has corrected and a link has been added for >>those who would like to view the original Arabic article. >>-BM >> >>[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] >> >> >> >> >> > >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: prole...@egroups.com Subscribe : proletar-subscr...@egroups.com Unsubscribe : proletar-unsubscr...@egroups.com List owner : proletar-ow...@egroups.com Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! 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