No they're not. But the fake wannabe hero worshippers would like you to believe it. Kerry will say anything to get elected, and is a good de"bait"errrr. But he is as honest as a rattlesnake. This list of "so-called" facts are lies. Go check out http://www.crossbearer.com/opinion/resume.html which was listed at snoopes.
> > > > > > > > > These are FACTS, people. Would you accept this record from anyone who > > WORKS FOR YOU? Would you buy stock in any company with a leader like > > this? > > > > > > Just so you know: I attacked and took over 2 countries. > > > > I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury. > > > > I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not > > easy!). > > > > I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in > > any 12 month period. > > > > I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock > > market. > > > > I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. > > > > In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on > > vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I > > did). > > > > After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided > > over the worst security failure in US history. > > > > I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president > > in US history. > > > > In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their > > jobs. > > > > I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any > > other president in US history. > > > > I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a > > 12-month period. > > > > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than > > any president in US history. > > > > I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, > > since the advent of TV. > > > > I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than > > any other US president in history. > > > > I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to > > intervene when corruption was revealed. > > > > I cut health care benefits for war veterans. > > > > I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously > > take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the > > record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. > > > > I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US > > history. > > > > I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in > > US history. > > > > Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US > > history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron > > oil tanker named after her.) > > > > I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the > > Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. > > > > I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market > > in any country in the history of the world. > > > > I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND > > military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the > > will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international > > community. > > > > I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the > > history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland > > Security"(only one letter away from BS). > > > > I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending > > increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was > > tough to beat, but I did it!!). > > > > I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations > > remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. > > > > I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations > > remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. > > > > I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of > > congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US > > history > > > > I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the > > World Court of Law. > > > > I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by > > default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. > > > > I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations > > election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. > > > > I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate > > campaign donations. > > > > The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my > > best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy > > frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron > > Corporation). > > > > I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US > > history. > > > > I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack > > (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) > > > > I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government. > > > > I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a > > year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the > > biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). > > > > I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the > > people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to > > world peace and stability. > > > > I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded > > government contracts. > > > > I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees > > who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in > > corporations bidding for gov't contracts. > > > > I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than > > any other president in US! history. > > > > I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less > > than two years turned every single economic category heading straight > > down. > > > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk > > driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not > > available). > > > > I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during > > time of war. > > > > I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug > > use. (wink,wink) > > > > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away > > to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public > > view. > > > > All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or > > bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public > > view. > > > > All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served > > on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. > > > > Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding > > public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public > > review. > > > > With Love, > > GEORGE W. BUSH > > The White House, Washington, DC > > > > > > Don't you just love elections....? > > > Rosie > > www.cafepress.com/anandarose > www.homepage.mac.com/rosiebennett > > -- It's not the fall that hurts. 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