I remember when I was working I'd tride wioth 2 old guys every thursday. The one old guy would ramble on about how hje never could pee more than an ounce or so at a time. The other old guy would harp on about how he hadn't had a decent bowel movement in years. Finally, I couldn't stand it any more and told them that every morning at 7 am I pissed like a race horse. Non stop and far more than any bed bag could hold. Immediately after that my bowels move like a conveyor belt from hell. I could compete with farm animals for volume!
The 2 old men looked at me and in unison asked, "so what is wrong with that?'
I sighed and replied, "My aid never gets to my place befor 10 am..."
 
john
P.S. "It's always something!" Rosanne Rosannadanna
 
In a message dated 7/12/2006 8:10:29 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
My son has a buddy who called a tow truck to get him home from the bar after drinking too much.  AAA paid for the tow and the guy didn't drive drunk.  Might be worth a try.
Dave
 
 
In a message dated 7/11/2006 2:18:56 P.M. US Mountain Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
I would like to find out how others handle some situations. I have been turned down by community transportation I applied because my lift in my Van needs repair and it's not safe to use. Community transport denied me saying I had access to a Van. I've explained over and over the lift is in need of repair and I'm on a limited income and cannot afford the repairs. Their position is that it's not their problem and I must use private transport. I've called one private company to arrange a trip to the doctor and back and was told the trip would cost me $740. For a 16 mile trip. I haven't tried private ambulance yet that's next.

I decided to use my own transportation till it leaves me stranded. My question is does anyone have any ideas about how one could get themselves home when personal transportation breaks down?
Austin
C4-5
boat accident 1998
 
Dave www.daveoconnell.com c3-inc-1967

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