Brian Harvey scripsit:

> Maybe y'all just have to wait until my generation dies off.

An old couple shuffle into divorce court.

"May I help you?" says the judge?

"Your Honor, we want a divorce," says the old man.

"Yes.  We've tried and tried to stick it out, and we just can't stand
each other," says the old woman.  "Couldn't from the get-go."

"But -- but -- but -- How old are you?" the judge splutters.

"Eighty-five, Your Honor."

"Eighty-one."

"Why in the name of heaven did you wait so long before filing for
a divorce?"

"Oh.  We were waiting for the children to die."

-- 
John Cowan      <[email protected]>       http://www.ccil.org/~cowan
                Charles li reis, nostre emperesdre magnes,
                Set anz totz pleinz ad ested in Espagnes.

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