> If you understand laugh loudly, but kalau anda tak > mengerti delete dengan segera. > > It was the first day of school and a new student named > Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the > fourth grade. > > The teacher said:"Let's begin by reviewing some American > history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" > She > saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his > hand up and said "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" she > replied instantly. > > Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for > the > people, shall not perish from the earth?". Again, no > response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", > said Suzuki. > > The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be > ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows about > our > history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw > the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded, Suzuki put his > hand up "Lee Iacocca, 1982." > > At that point, a student in the back said: "I'm gonna > puke." > The teacher glares and asks: "All right, who said that?" > Again Suzuki says: "George Bush to the Japanese Prime > minister, 1991." > > Now furious, another student yells: "0h yeah? Suck this!" > Suzuki jumps and shouts to the teacher. "Bill Clinton, to > Monica Lewinsky, 1997!". The teacher fainted. > > And as the class gathered around the teacher on the > floor, > someone said: "0h shit, we're in big trouble!". and > Suzuki > said: "The Taliban, 2001!"
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