Bill - You did a really good job - there were a few questionable terms, but in deference to your daughter's college fund, I have decided to simply put my own interpretation on them:
"Callaway", for example, was used, I assume, in reference to Cab "Callaway" [sic], and it's ok to reference great jazz musicians, even though you spelled his name incorrectly! "handicap" obviously refers to your inability to stay away from sports references "field" is, of course, another name for a column in a table - no problem there "hand wedge" is giving me a bit of a problem ... Sami ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bill Downall" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > At the risk of being assessed further charges by my fellow emcee > Sami, I have been asked for more details about the pre-conference, > post-conference activity previously referenced. > > > Each year there have been some participants who are pretty good at > this particular activity, and some who are pretty bad, but that's not the > point! If there is any money or prizes at stake, we will use something > like a Callaway handicap system to equalize the field. Everyone is very > welcome (along with significant others, and cousins who live in > Pittsburgh, etc.) > > Fees are very reasonable. The venue offers beautiful views and some > very challenging holes, but the people with you are likely to be a > generous, friendly bunch, who will let you use a hand wedge when > necessary, as long as you buy the drinks. And, in the spring (unlike > past fall conferences) we won't lose so many g*** balls in those > beautiful piles of leaves lining the edges. Learn more at > http://www.myg***.com/g***/courses/13320/ > > I anxiously await the scoring by judge Sami... > > Bill
