Mark - do I really deserve the weight weenie label if I have 2 handlebar bags 
and front AND rear racks? šŸ˜œ

Iā€™m starting to think of this bike as the Clem of Many Colors, but Kaleidoscope 
Klem definitely works, too...

Ryan - the reason you feel angst over my bike problems is because I come over 
here and publicly howl over them. Sorry about that šŸ˜¬! But, do you also feel my 
joy when it all gets solved? I hope so! Yes, I have spent a LOT of money on 
this bike, but I regret nothing. I love love love a step-through and in RBW 
Blue, itā€™s just, well, I have heart eyes for it. Youā€™ll understand when you get 
your Clem built up and on the road. 

I canā€™t tell you how nice it was not to swing a leg over my bike last night; 
Iā€™ve gotten used to the giant 52 Clem H Iā€™ve been riding in place of my 
Clementine. I had about zero standover, and I felt like I was riding my best 
friendā€™s giant quarter horse, back in girlhood.

Well, this cup of coffee is finished, and the sun is already high in the sky. I 
best get out there before the temps get much warmer. Iā€™ll be back later!
Leah

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> On Jun 4, 2020, at 3:21 AM, Mark Roland <absolutegal...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> ļ»æ
> Spectacular. Looks like the bike shop guys did a nice job--certainly using 
> old style cable guides to keep your dyno wire tidy was a high class and 
> thoughtful touch!
> 
> You are now officially a weight weenie with a Kaleidoscope Klem. Looking 
> forward to the ride reports!
> 
> <bright-circular-seamless-kaleidoscope-pattern-vector-8644933.jpg>
> 
> 
> 
>> On Thursday, June 4, 2020 at 2:00:20 AM UTC-4, Bicycle Belle Ding Ding! 
>> wrote:
>> Weeks ago, I took my 2019 Clementine to a bike shop for a major makeover. I 
>> plunked down the money to make my only bike (until the Playpus arrives) a 
>> Next Level Clementine. I decided Iā€™d finally get dyno, which Iā€™d never had 
>> an longed for for years, and Iā€™d get new wheels and tubeless tires to 
>> lighten up my heavy bike. Iā€™d seen Analogā€™s beautiful work on Instagram, and 
>> dyno and hand built wheels and tubeless tires are their wheelhouse. Candice 
>> and James created and shipped the most colorful, beautiful 
>> wheelset/tires/dyno you could ever imagine. Ever. Now all I needed was a 
>> mechanic. But this is Vegas, and good bike shops are hard to come by.
>> 
>> These are the days of COVID 19 and bike shops are overburdened everywhere. I 
>> donā€™t have any options close by, so I had to point the van SW and drive 35 
>> miles, deep into Vegas. I got to the bike shop 20 minutes before opening and 
>> there was already a line. I grabbed my Clem, secured my spot, waiting in the 
>> sun. The mechanics came out to and explained no repairs, save simple flat 
>> fixes, would be done - they were swamped. I turned around and put my 
>> Clementine back on the rack. From the parking lot, I called several bike 
>> shops (one had 6 handwritten pages of names on their waitlist) and found 
>> only one that could 1. Accept my bike (other shops were too full to take 
>> more bikes) and 2. Get the bike back to me in less than a month. The catch 
>> was that the place was called Pro Cyclery. Yikes. How can I show up at a 
>> place like that with a bike like mine? They will laugh me out of the parking 
>> lot. They will think I brought them a beach cruiser. 
>> 
>> I bit back tears. I looked back at my fancy Analog wheels. And then I 
>> pointed the van in the direction of Pro Cyclery, arriving 15 minutes later.
>> 
>> When I arrived there were employees apologizing to a mother-son duo that 
>> they could not get parts, due to a worldwide shortage. There was carbon 
>> fiber and drop bars and mountain bikes everywhere; it was just as I 
>> imagined. An employee met with me to write up my ticket. I had a long list 
>> for him. The list was:
>> 
>> ~Remove old wheels and install Analog wheels (tubeless tires were already 
>> set up and ready)
>> ~Hook up dyno
>> ~Adjust brakes, which were too loose
>> ~Grease stem
>> ~Adjust derailleurs
>>  ~Check click in pedal - bottom bracket?
>> ~ Install new 38 tooth front chain ring (had a 35 and it was too easy) and 
>> trouser guard
>> ~ Install new Kool Stop ebike brake pads 
>> ~ Check rear fender to make sure itā€™s correct because some idiot (me) 
>> installed it. Without taking off the rear wheel. 
>> 
>> The mechanic looked at me uneasily. He said he was sure his more experienced 
>> mechanic would help us. ā€œIs this going to be ok?ā€ I asked. ā€œDo you ever hook 
>> up dyno here?ā€ 
>> 
>> ā€œWell, I see them at community bike projects. But I canā€™t see how Iā€™m going 
>> to hide this wire,ā€ he said, frowning at my fork šŸ˜‚.
>> 
>> The shop really stretched itself to figure out how to set up the dyno (they 
>> even called Candice), but when they were done they were really proud of 
>> their work. They used fancy metal clamps instead of zip ties, something Iā€™m 
>> not sure they ever have cause to do. They hated drilling into my pretty VO 
>> fender, but they did it with great precision. They cleaned that bike until 
>> it sparkled - and this is no exaggeration if youā€™ve seen RBW Blue paint. 
>> They recognized my bike for what it was - ā€œWhoever made this bike really 
>> cares about quality. We know quality when we see it. We donā€™t see bikes like 
>> this come through the shop.ā€ By the time I arrived to pick it up, they had 
>> all ridden my bike and they LOVED it. I brought my bars to show them I was 
>> swapping out the 55 cromoly Bosco bars for the 52 aluminum Boscos. The 
>> senior mechanic said, ā€œOh, no! That will change how this bike rides and this 
>> bike rides perfect! Itā€™s so nice - weā€™ve all ridden it and itā€™s so smooth! 
>> If I were you I wouldnā€™t be concerned with weight.ā€ Hahaha - you can all 
>> feel the irony of the words leaving his lips in a room full of carbon bikes 
>> with a sign on the building saying Pro Cyclery.
>> 
>> Anyway, I paid them way more money than they initially quoted me (oh well, 
>> itā€™s a Next Level Clem), left them a 6 pack of chilled hard cider and drove 
>> home. I swapped the bars, which took some time because I managed to screw up 
>> the cabling, and then only had time for a quick 3 miles. 
>> 
>> Oh, but those 3 miles were glorious. If youā€™re going to have a Clem and you 
>> live in hilly/mountainous country, then you owe yourself a Next Level Clem. 
>> Dyno is sublime - oh, not having the dumb light on the bars blinding the 
>> people you meet is really fantastic. Never needing to turn your lights 
>> on/off - fabulous. The light and easy ride of tubeless Gravel Kings - be 
>> still my heart. And then the COLOR. I told James and Candice to go wild 
>> because thatā€™s how I think Clems should be and they did. The wheels rainbow 
>> from one color to the next in the spoke nipples, and they are larger and 
>> more visible than the ones that come stock on a Clem. #RivSister Roberta 
>> gifted me bright orange valve caps (also from Analog!) to put on the magenta 
>> valves, and it was a nice touch. šŸ˜˜ The hubs are mismatched - a beautiful 
>> burnt orange on the back and a red on the front. The Edux II headlight is 
>> burnt orange as well, tying it all together. 
>> 
>> My parts are now worth more than I paid for the complete bike but I canā€™t 
>> feel badly about that because this is a Next Level Clem. Iā€™ll attach a lot 
>> of pics and a couple videos, which will take a couple of posts. Iā€™ll write 
>> here as I discover more for anyone interested in how these wheels/tubeless 
>> tires ride. 
>> 
>> Now, onto the photos and videos! Thanks for hanging with me if you made it 
>> this far.
>> Leah
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