Everyone needs a little humor in the day. When I saw this tidbit, I really
laughed out loud and thought you guys might enjoy it to. Note: Our
president is not the only one earning the nickname "Slick Willy". :)
>At the height OS wars, Microsoft and Unix's creators
> realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were
> going to soon piss off the whole world. One day they sat down
> and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
> They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the
> world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to
> dominate the world. The losing side would declare bankruptcy.
> The Unix people found the biggest meanest Doberman and
> Rottweiler in the world and bred them with the biggest
> meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and
> strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and
> gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and
> after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the
> world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were
> five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
>
> When the day came for the dog fight, Microsoft showed up
> with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund.
> Everyone felt sorry for Microsoft because they knew there
> was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with
> the Unix dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund
> came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the
> Unix dog. The Unix dog snarled and leaped out of it's
> cage and charged the Microsoft dachshund. But, when it got close
> enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's
> mouth and consumed the Unix dog in one bite. There was nothing
> left at all of the Unix dog. The Unix people came up to Bill
> Gates shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand
> how this could have happened. We had our best people working for
> five years with the meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world
> and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
>
> "That's nothing", Bill Gates replied. "We had our best plastic
> surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a
> Dachshund."
>
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