Here's an oldie but goodie...
"You're probably an awbum fan if ... -- you have a mud puddle in your driveway all year long." -- the neighborhood kids won't trick or treat at your house 'cause you're too scary without a mask." -- you've ever used shaving gel as a body lotion." -- you won't go back to your wife's church less they stop yellin' 'Hal will do ya!!!' " -- you won't let Taco Bell into your town 'cause you don't need no Mexican phone company." -- you have a coat hanger for a car antenna." -- you have the world's largest collection of beer bottles ... in your yard. And the second largest in your double-wide. -- your IQ and the total number of teeth you [and your wife] have are single digit." -- your dentist says "Just smile" when he works on your tooth." -- you kinda hoped Florida would win the Gulf War." ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!! Rick To unsubscribe from this list just send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with a BLANK subject line and the single word "UNSUBSCRIBE" (without the quotes) in the body or visit http://www.RollTideFan.net
