Heck...why don't we just drag him out back and shoot him right now? (NOT) If you say it is raining, I am going to go look out the window. Joe "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 8:28 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes
> I see that you can't state your opinion without degressing to personal > attacks. So I'll leave you with this short list of things we can thank Dubya > for. This list, sent to me by a friend, may be accurate or it may not be. > I'm not about to research each topic since I am 'damned stupid and > uninformed'. > > As far as 'the truth', I'm sure you being in the military gives you access > to confidential documents about the war and the search for WMD. There is > obviously no way I can defend my opinions in light of your facts. I'm > assuming you have forwarded your itelligence about the convoys to the White > House so they can follow-up on your leads. In the meantime, I'll sit tight > and wait for the invasion of Syria to begin. I just hope they don't pre-empt > the final night of The Bachelorette to show the invasion - I just love that > show.... > > The short list: > > *I attacked and took over 2 countries. > *I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury. > *I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not > easy!). > *I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 > month period. > > *I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock > market. > *In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on > vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did). > *After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over > the worst security failure in US history. > *I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in > US history. > *In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. > *I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other > president in US history. > > *I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month > period. > *I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any > president in US history. > > *I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since > the advent of TV. > > *I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any > other US president in history. > > *I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to > intervene when corruption was revealed. > *I cut health care benefits for war veterans. > *I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take > to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for > protest against any person in the history of humankind. > > *I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. > *I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US > history. > *Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. > (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker > named after her.) > *I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union > simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. > *I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in > any country in the history of the world. > *I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military > occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the > United Nations and the vast majority of the international community. > *I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history > of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one > letter away from BS). > *I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, > more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I > did it!!). > *I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to > remove > the US from the Human Rights Commission. > > *I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove > the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. > *I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of > congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history. > *I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World > Court of Law. > > *I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default > no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. > *I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election > inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. > *I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign > donations. > > *The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best > friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in > world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). > > *I spent more taxpayers' money on polls and focus groups than any president > in US history. > *I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and > then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) > *I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year > made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest > diplomatic failure in US and world history). > *I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of > Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and > stability. > *I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government > contracts. > > *I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who > violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations > bidding for gov't contracts. (Hooray Halliburton!) Oh, wait a sec - Dick's > Halliburton didn't even have to bid! > *I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any > other president in US history. > *I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than > two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. > * I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (My Texas > driving record has been erased and is not available). > > *I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of > war. > *I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. > In the 70s, I did community service in the worst slum in Texas. But that had > nothing to do with any cocaine conviction and sentence to do community > service! Those records are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public > view. > *All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my > father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. > *All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt > companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. > *All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the > board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. > > *Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public > energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. > > I am a great American! Re-elect me for more of the same! > Love, > "Dubya" > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of Joe Goodson > Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 5:30 PM > To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes > > The reason that gas prices have steadily climbed is that the US Government > is forced (by law) to replenish the oil reserves that Clinton dipped into > like an idiot before he left office, hence the higher prices, thank you Bill > (slick willy) Clinton. If we had more refineries, we could process more of > the oil that is readily available and then the prices would go down. But > noooooooooooooooo........that would get the greenie weenies in an uproar. > If you want cheaper gas prices, then tell the sierra club to take a hike and > allow the evil coorporations to build more oil refineries. > > And as far as "invading and occupying" other countries.......quit looking > for a was to twist reality into a pretzel to fit your skewed view of > America. You are one of those a$$holes that blame America first. Did you > ever stop to think that we stopped an evil, oppressive, mass murdering > dictator and freed a terrorized populace ON TOP of enforcing 17 UN > Resolutions that Hussein thumbed his nose at for over 12 years while he > built oppulant palaces while his people starved? And everyone is saying > that he did not have WMD.....blah, blah, blah. EVERYBODY in the UN knew > that he had WMD. Israel observed many military convoys going from Iraq into > Syria in the weeks preceding the war. What pray tell was in those convoys? > If he did not have WMD, then why didn't he just comply with the UN weapon's > inspectors? HMMM? All of this crap could have been avoided if he had only > complied with the treaty that he signed in 1992! But you don't want to > think about the truth........that would make reality impact and you would be > forced to admit how damned stupid and uninformed you really are. > > Joe > "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." > - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 7:28 AM > Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes > > > > I guess the next wave of 30,000+ troops being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan > and > > Pakistan are going over there to fight for my and your right to vote huh? > > > > Open you eyes and look at the world from a different perspective. Although > > the US thinks of itself as a 'beacon of freedom', we happen to be the only > > country with WMD who is presently invading and occupying other countries. > > > > And ya know the irony of the situation? Even though we have control of the > > oil wells in Iraq, gasoline prices in the US have steadily climbed. > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > > Behalf Of Tim Boozer > > Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM > > To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Behalf Of Joel Perry > > Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM > > To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' > > Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes > > > > > > I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for > > his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's > > taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' > > substances from major sports. > > > > If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this > year....... > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > -- > > ------------------ > > > > > > Joel Perry, who is admittedly ignorant of politics, once again shows his > > ever-present desire to make a fool of himself. Joel's grasp of current > > events and high standard on which he places his right to vote that so many > > have fought and died to preserve can be summed up in the following > > paragraph, penned by Mr. Perry himself: > > > > "I change the channel when any mention > > of politics is brought up. Hell I though Dean's first name was "Jimmy" and > I > > like his sausage. That's enough for my vote." > > > > Way to go Joel, what a great mantra to live your life by. Vote for the man > > or woman (Hilary?) who reminds you most of sausage. > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! 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