I see that you can't state your opinion without degressing to personal attacks. So I'll leave you with this short list of things we can thank Dubya for. This list, sent to me by a friend, may be accurate or it may not be. I'm not about to research each topic since I am 'damned stupid and uninformed'.
As far as 'the truth', I'm sure you being in the military gives you access to confidential documents about the war and the search for WMD. There is obviously no way I can defend my opinions in light of your facts. I'm assuming you have forwarded your itelligence about the convoys to the White House so they can follow-up on your leads. In the meantime, I'll sit tight and wait for the invasion of Syria to begin. I just hope they don't pre-empt the final night of The Bachelorette to show the invasion - I just love that show.... The short list: *I attacked and took over 2 countries. *I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury. *I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!). *I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. *I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market. *In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did). *After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. *I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history. *In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. *I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history. *I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period. *I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. *I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV. *I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history. *I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. *I cut health care benefits for war veterans. *I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of humankind. *I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. *I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history. *Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.) *I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. *I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world. *I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community. *I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS). *I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!). *I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. *I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. *I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history. *I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law. *I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. *I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. *I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. *The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). *I spent more taxpayers' money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. *I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) *I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). *I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. *I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. *I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts. (Hooray Halliburton!) Oh, wait a sec - Dick's Halliburton didn't even have to bid! *I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. *I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. * I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (My Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). *I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. *I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. In the 70s, I did community service in the worst slum in Texas. But that had nothing to do with any cocaine conviction and sentence to do community service! Those records are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. *All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. *All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. *All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. *Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. I am a great American! Re-elect me for more of the same! Love, "Dubya" -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe Goodson Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 5:30 PM To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes The reason that gas prices have steadily climbed is that the US Government is forced (by law) to replenish the oil reserves that Clinton dipped into like an idiot before he left office, hence the higher prices, thank you Bill (slick willy) Clinton. If we had more refineries, we could process more of the oil that is readily available and then the prices would go down. But noooooooooooooooo........that would get the greenie weenies in an uproar. If you want cheaper gas prices, then tell the sierra club to take a hike and allow the evil coorporations to build more oil refineries. And as far as "invading and occupying" other countries.......quit looking for a was to twist reality into a pretzel to fit your skewed view of America. You are one of those a$$holes that blame America first. Did you ever stop to think that we stopped an evil, oppressive, mass murdering dictator and freed a terrorized populace ON TOP of enforcing 17 UN Resolutions that Hussein thumbed his nose at for over 12 years while he built oppulant palaces while his people starved? And everyone is saying that he did not have WMD.....blah, blah, blah. EVERYBODY in the UN knew that he had WMD. Israel observed many military convoys going from Iraq into Syria in the weeks preceding the war. What pray tell was in those convoys? If he did not have WMD, then why didn't he just comply with the UN weapon's inspectors? HMMM? All of this crap could have been avoided if he had only complied with the treaty that he signed in 1992! But you don't want to think about the truth........that would make reality impact and you would be forced to admit how damned stupid and uninformed you really are. Joe "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joel Perry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, January 29, 2004 7:28 AM Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes > I guess the next wave of 30,000+ troops being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan and > Pakistan are going over there to fight for my and your right to vote huh? > > Open you eyes and look at the world from a different perspective. Although > the US thinks of itself as a 'beacon of freedom', we happen to be the only > country with WMD who is presently invading and occupying other countries. > > And ya know the irony of the situation? Even though we have control of the > oil wells in Iraq, gasoline prices in the US have steadily climbed. > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On > Behalf Of Tim Boozer > Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 5:01 PM > To: RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Behalf Of Joel Perry > Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 11:50 AM > To: 'RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List' > Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] September 11 Audio Tapes > > > I'm sorry. Dubya can't come out and play right now. He's busy looking for > his WMD. Then he has to make all the illegal immigrants legal. Then he's > taking personal responsibility for banning all 'performance enhancing' > substances from major sports. > > If you don't mind waiting, Mr. Kerry will be with you later this year....... > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > ------------------ > > > Joel Perry, who is admittedly ignorant of politics, once again shows his > ever-present desire to make a fool of himself. Joel's grasp of current > events and high standard on which he places his right to vote that so many > have fought and died to preserve can be summed up in the following > paragraph, penned by Mr. Perry himself: > > "I change the channel when any mention > of politics is brought up. Hell I though Dean's first name was "Jimmy" and I > like his sausage. That's enough for my vote." > > Way to go Joel, what a great mantra to live your life by. 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