Why don't you crawl back into your closet & fuck yourself & leave the rest of us alone. Once again, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE !!!
----- Original Message ----- From: "James" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, March 12, 2004 2:41 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Football Player's Exam > How did you do on the test Phyliss ? > --- Pat Smoot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version > > > > Time Limit: 3 WKS > > > > Name: _____________________________ > > > > 1. What language is spoken in France? > > > > 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian > > Empire with > > particular reference to architecture, literature, > > law and social > > conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre > > Trudeau. > > > > 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to > > ___ (a) build a bridge > > ___ (b) sail the ocean > > ___ (c) lead an army or > > ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY > > > > 4. What religion is the Pope? > > ___ (a) Jewish > > ___ (b) Catholic > > ___ (c) Hindu > > ___ (d) Polish > > ___ (e) Agnostic > > (check only one) > > > > 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? > > > > 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 > > and the little hand > > is on the 5? > > > > 7. How many commandments was Moses given? > > (approximately) > > > > 8. What are people in America's far north called? > > ___ (a) Westerners > > ___ (b) Southerners > > ___ (c) Northerners > > > > 9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton > > Bush: ____________________________________________ > > Carter: __________________________________________ > > Clinton: __________________________________________ > > > > 10. Six kings of England have been called George, > > the last one being > > George the Sixth. Name the previous five: > > > > 11. Where does rain come from? > > ___ (a) Macy's > > ___ (b) a 7-11 > > ___ (c) Canada > > ___ (d) the sky > > > > 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? > > ___ (a) yes > > ___ (b) no > > > > 13. What are coat hangers used for? > > > > 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem > > for what country? > > > > 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic > > Equilibrium -OR- spell > > your name in BLOCK LETTERS. > > > > 16. Where is the basement in a three story building > > located? > > > > 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? > > ___ (a) New York > > ___ (b) Florida > > ___ (c) Canada > > ___ (d) Wisconsin > > > > 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how > > many apples do you have? > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics > > Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your > > subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > > ______________________________________________________ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
