Don't hold back Pat, tell it like it is. LOL BTW, I agree with Pat. Joe [I]t is a common observation here that our cause is the cause of all mankind, and that we are fighting for their liberty in defending our own.
- Benjamin Franklin, letter to Samuel Cooper, May 1, 1777 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, March 12, 2004 4:01 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Football Player's Exam > Why don't you crawl back into your closet & fuck yourself & leave the rest > of us alone. Once again, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE !!! > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "James" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The University of > Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, March 12, 2004 2:41 PM > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Football Player's Exam > > > > How did you do on the test Phyliss ? > > --- Pat Smoot <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version > > > > > > Time Limit: 3 WKS > > > > > > Name: _____________________________ > > > > > > 1. What language is spoken in France? > > > > > > 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian > > > Empire with > > > particular reference to architecture, literature, > > > law and social > > > conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre > > > Trudeau. > > > > > > 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to > > > ___ (a) build a bridge > > > ___ (b) sail the ocean > > > ___ (c) lead an army or > > > ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY > > > > > > 4. What religion is the Pope? > > > ___ (a) Jewish > > > ___ (b) Catholic > > > ___ (c) Hindu > > > ___ (d) Polish > > > ___ (e) Agnostic > > > (check only one) > > > > > > 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? > > > > > > 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 > > > and the little hand > > > is on the 5? > > > > > > 7. How many commandments was Moses given? > > > (approximately) > > > > > > 8. What are people in America's far north called? > > > ___ (a) Westerners > > > ___ (b) Southerners > > > ___ (c) Northerners > > > > > > 9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton > > > Bush: ____________________________________________ > > > Carter: __________________________________________ > > > Clinton: __________________________________________ > > > > > > 10. Six kings of England have been called George, > > > the last one being > > > George the Sixth. Name the previous five: > > > > > > 11. Where does rain come from? > > > ___ (a) Macy's > > > ___ (b) a 7-11 > > > ___ (c) Canada > > > ___ (d) the sky > > > > > > 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? > > > ___ (a) yes > > > ___ (b) no > > > > > > 13. What are coat hangers used for? > > > > > > 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem > > > for what country? > > > > > > 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic > > > Equilibrium -OR- spell > > > your name in BLOCK LETTERS. > > > > > > 16. Where is the basement in a three story building > > > located? > > > > > > 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? > > > ___ (a) New York > > > ___ (b) Florida > > > ___ (c) Canada > > > ___ (d) Wisconsin > > > > > > 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how > > > many apples do you have? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics > > > Discussion List > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your > > > subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ===== > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > ______________________________________________________ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
