I digged a bit the archives or alt.fan.sailor-moon of John Brewer's SM live-action fantasy post. Thanks for reading,arigato
Stéphane Dumas ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: jbre...@webtv.net (John Brewer) Date: 15 déc 1999, 04:00 Subject: Episode 153 - Live Action Version To: alt.fan.sailor-moon http://www.usagi.org/doi/smoon/episodes/smss153.html As Zirconia makes her report to the mirror image of Queen Neherenia on the Amazoness Quartet's progress in finding the golden dream mirror containing the winged unicorn Elios, the queen sarcastically comments that the Quartet is proving just as incompetent as the Trio was. In the Amazoness Quartet's billet of the Dead Moon Circus, Pallas has her collection of Barbi dolls strewn about the floor, and she's very cutely playing with the Dentist Barbi play set. She's got Barbi and little Kelly, and playing out that Kelly has a toothache and Dentist Barbi is trying to cure it. But each time Barbi tries to touch Kelly, Kelly squeaks in pain. Finally, Dentist Barbi has only one recourse to cure Kelly's toothache. Pallas picks Kelly out of the dentist's chair, bites its head off, spits the head across the room, and puts the headless Kelly back into the dentist chair. "Toothache cured!" The other Quartet members watching this can't decide which is more disturbing; The fact that Pallas still plays with dolls, or the fact that she's started biting their heads off. Zirconia decides that Pallas should get a crack at finding the golden dream mirror. Pallas has an idea, and can't wait to get started. At night, to a vacant lot somewhere in the city, Pallas brings her Barbi dolls dressed in dentist smocks and a Barbi Dream House. With her blue sphere magic, she transforms the Barbi Dream House into a full-sized dental clinic, and the Barbis' into live dental clinic associates. [She didn't have enough Barbi dolls to make a full staff, so she included a Helicopter Pilot G.I. Jane doll and grew her to full size - She's the clinic associate with the "regulation cut"] Then, using a circus teeter board, Pallas sends a bag of sugar HIIIIIIIIIIGH into the air. With her blue ball attack, she bursts the bag and the sugar floats over the city, and settles to Earth like snow, sparkling with nega-magic energy. The next day, the girls are having a picnic lunch. As they settle down to eat, Reenie takes one bite of food and yelps with pain. Amy discovers that Reenie has some very strange looking cavities in her teeth. Amy also discovers that Serena has cavities that are almost identical. Using her mini-computer, Amy tries to determine if these cavities are the work of the negaverse. Raye thinks it's the work of the sweets Serena & Reenie are always eating. Amy holds Serena's mouth open and shows Raye Serena's teeth... Amy: Look, Raye. Ordinary tooth decay usually forms on the contact surfaces of the teeth or along the gum line. Since when does a cavity form in the MIDDLE of the exterior surface and forms a PERFECTLY round hole? This is either the work of the negaverse or it's an "X-File"! Serena: [lisping out the side of her mouth] Either call Scully & Molder or close my mouth! Every time I suck in air, it's a new experiance in pain! So, now Serena & Reenie need to see the dentist to get the holes in their teeth filled. But where to make the appointment... Pallas wears a black leather jacket and is riding a motorcycle. And she's singing "Be A Dentist", a song from the 1986 musical movie "Little Shop Of Horrors" - and basically Pallas reprises Steve Martin's production number from the movie, with the rest of the Quartet doing the background singing. Very Funny! Darien locates a new dental clinic in town, and brings - or rather carries - Serena & Reenie into the waiting room, both of them terrified of having their teeth done. The waiting room is rather strange looking for a dental clinic; It was formed out of a Barbi Dream House, so there's a lot of PINK in the decor. Soon, the dental clinic associates lead - or rather half-drag - the two thoroughly reluctant girls into an exam room with two dentist chairs. The clinic associates cajole Serena & Reenie to recline into the chairs. But as the girls start to relax in the chairs, shackles clamp their hands and feet. Pallas makes her entrance, wearing a dentist's smock. Since the other children lured into the dental clinic by mysterious toothaches didn't have golden dream mirrors, surely one of THESE two must have it. Pallas does a little "eeny, meeny, miney, moe" and finally aims her blue ball at Reenie [who, as you recall, is the one who dreams of the winged unicorn - the Dead Moon Circus' quarry] Suddenly, a rose knocks the blue ball away, and Tuxedo Mask appears. Pallas sics her dental associates on Tux, but he fells them all with a storm of thrown roses. Tux breaks Serena & Reenie from their bonds and tells them to transform. Suddenly, Tux is grabbed by the throat by the last associate and choked to his knees [it's the associate with the "regulation cut"]... Pallas: Ah-ha! You may have taken care of the Barbi's, but you forgot about the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip! Tux fights his way out of the last associate's grasp, and the other Scouts arrive. Pallas summons a dentist's drill lemure, who traps Sailor Moon and holds her fast against a wall... Pallas: And now, Sailor Moon, I just need to know one thing... The screaming drill bit on the lemure inches closer to Sailor Moon's mouth, as Pallas does her best impression of Sir Laurence Olivier... Pallas: "Is it SAFE?!" Sailor Moon screams in terror. I think she's seen the movie "Marathon Man" too. Eventually, the Scouts get Sailor Moon out of that predicament, and the Moon Gorgeous Meditation destroys the lemure. Pallas retreats, the clinic turns back into a Barbi Dream House, the associates turn back into dolls, and the mysterious "nega-cavities" disappear. But it turns out that Serena & Reenie have REAL cavities, and the next day, they are at their usual family dentist's waiting room. But now Serena & Reenie are a little more brave about facing a normal dentist. The dentist calls for the next patient. But the dentist is played by none other than Steve Martin, doing his nasty dentist role from "Little Shop Of Horrors"... Serena: [looking terrified] Darien! Hold my hand! Please! 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