I *know*, Daryle. Ever since I read this, I've been looking at the trailer every time it comes on, ignoring the obvious detrimental effects it was having on my soul, trying to see if there might've been *something* I missed. But I can only find *more* egregious things with each viewing.
"Lockhart, Daryle" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: This is the first time in a long time that I have heard both professional critics and the man on the street say in unison that a movie was absolutely unwatchable. The reviews of this movie make "Gigli" look like "Spider-Man 2". On Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:57:59 -0400, Martin wrote: > SO sorry, forgot to put "Sorta OT" in front of the subject line... > > Martin wrote: > I've seen kinder executions, folks... > ============================================================= > Harry says, 'If Shit Got THE LOVE GURU On It, Shit Would Wipe It Off!' > Harry says, 'If Shit Got THE LOVE GURU On It, Shit Would Wipe It Off!' > Unfuckingbelievably unspeakably awful. THE LOVE GURU is astonishingly > rancid. There's a part of me, that wants THE LOVE GURU to make like 75 > Million opening weekend. Why? So that the entire - giant film going > audience marks Mike Myers' death as a comedian. > Reviews of this film are nearly universally grotesquely negative - and > with good reason. With this film, Myers puts a shotgun in the mouth of > comedy and kills it. This isn't merely a bad film, but a painful > experience that you keep telling yourself to leave. However, I have a > very strong belief in witnessing the terror. People had to survive the > Holocaust to hold those responsible, responsible. This film isn't as bad > as the Holocaust. Nothing could be. But in the realm of film going > experiences - it's a third trimester abortion. It is a pregnant woman > smoking a cigarette and drinking a Coors Light. > http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37138 > "There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels will > get organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, "A Man > Without A Country" > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > "There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels will > get organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, "A Man > Without A Country" > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > -- "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking as we used when we created them." -- Albert Einstein ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links "There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels will get organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, "A Man Without A Country" [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
