10 Completely Batsh#% Insane Foreign Knock-Off
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   By Ethan Kaye in Daily Lists <http://www.toplessrobot.com/daily_lists/>,
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Friday, Feb. 26 2010 @ 8:05AM
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<http://www.toplessrobot.com/3devadamvg5.jpg>​Somewhere
in history, the idea of "copyright" came into existence. This meant that if
you had an idea, and you "copyrighted" it, no one else could make money off
it unless you gave your approval. As a result, films were copyrighted so Sam
Dumbass couldn't make his own sequel to *Star Wars* and profit off of it.

Of course, in many other countries, copyright is just another funny sounding
foreign word which means absolutely nothing; not unrelatedly, these
countries are seldom on the first-run lists of places to show the latest
American blockbuster. So sometimes, enterprising foreign people may decide
to raise 100 kfernupfs, or whatever other bizarre local currency they use,
and make their own version of said Hollywood movie for their own profit.
Their local culture and entertainment values, coupled with the fact that the
filmmakers often never saw the original movie, but heard about it second-,
third- or even possibly 16th-hand, make for some truly bizarre -- but often
entertainingly awful -- cinematic rip-offs. Enjoy the 10 most batshit insane
foreign knock-off flicks we could find.
 *10) Turkish Young Frankenstein*
[image: Sevimli-Frankestayn.jpg]​No, not a Turkish version of the classic *
Frankenstein*, that would be too easy. Since the Turkish bootleg film
industry likes to stay current, director/writer Nejat Saydam saw the first
run of Mel Brooks's *Young Frankenstein* and immediately got to work on
making his own, humorless version. Sort of like photocopying a blurry
photocopy, except adding some nonsense about the "Society of the Seven
Spirits." The blurry film copies most of the original's scenes, but does it
without remembering that they were supposed to convey jokes. Oh, and
Frankenstein's monster is just a dude wearing an ill-fitting monster mask.
It makes us cry.

* 9) Turkish Exorcist*
 There was probably a reason that Turkey needed to get its own *Exorcist*.
The original's plot might have been too deep, or too wordy, or there might
not have been enough sight gags where a hypnotist gets whacked in the nuts
by a little girl. All of these are corrected in "Seytan." Complex plot is
replaced with joyless people staring at each other while a stolen copy of
the *Exorcist* theme is played behind them. Regan being thrown around on a
bed is replaced with a girl jumping on a bed. The head-spinning scene is
replaced by Regan slowly turning around behind a headless mannequin. Oh, and
Santa Claus shows up at the end for no reason.

* 8) Indian Superman*
 Like much of Bollywood cinema, the primary focus of Indian *Superman* is
not the story of the Last Son of Krypton living life as a mild-mannered
reporter. It's about scantily clad girls dancing to awful, shrieky music.
Supes takes a backseat to drawn-out and pointless "comedy" and everyone
sitting back and enjoying dancing girls. There's also stolen footage from
the Richard Donner film and homemade special effects where a superimposed
Superman silhouette is placed over footage of buildings moving by real fast.
Plus, Superman is a skinny dork with a homemade costume. Bad. Ugh. Ick.

* 7) Turkish Batman*
 Imagine if Zack Braff threw on some Bat-tights and made a film about
stopping insurance fraud. Now imagine it's in Turkish and that's it actually
got made. "Betmen" is a joy-less romp through long underwear and following
around a dusty sedan as it travels the dull streets of Turkey-Gotham. There
is a Turkish Robin. There is a Turkish Commissioner Gordon. There is no
Turkish Joker. There are bikini girls. There is a hip Turkish
*Batman*soundtrack, which is really just the James Bond theme, played
on a scratchy
record player. And Batman has no qualms about straight-up shooting
criminals. Take a page from this, Chris Nolan, and have more pointless
dancing girls.

* 6) Indian My Cousin Vinny*
 Oh yes, cinema fans, this exists. It's called "Banda Yeh Bindaas Hai" and
it's an official remake of the Joe Pesci original, official because FOX sued
the producers and then bought the rights. Yes, it does have dance sequences,
and it does have a hot babe in place of *Lois and Clark* actor Lane Smith as
the prosecuting attorney. And she wears skimpy clothing, which is much
better than Lane Smith stripping down. Why the hell did they want to re-make
*My Cousin Vinny* in the first place?
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