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Repo Men bloody but funny By LIZ BRAUN, QMI Agency Here in the future, you can have any body part replaced with a man-made gizmo. Theres no waiting list and no hoping someone will die for the organ you need to be donated - its all man-made, its all available and its just a matter of paying for it. Ah - paying for it. Theres the rub. Repo Men is a bloody, violent and blackly funny movie about the men who turn up to reclaim your organs if you dont pay the bill. Armed with large knives and sanitary plastic suits to keep the blood off their clothes, these guys taser you, open you up, remove your high-tech heart or liver and take it back to headquarters to collect the bounty. You? You die quietly. Jude Law and Forest Whitaker star in Repo Men as a tag team of organ-retrieval specialists. Theres no case too tough for these two, and they spend their working days seeking out those who cant pay the bill and snatching back the debt-causing organ. Neither man flinches at removing anything from anybody, and they trade quips as they go. They have no sympathy. Slice, dice, yank out kidney, move on. Yerghh. Its all in a wildly bloody days work. Then Laws character has an accident at work and requires a heart transplant. Funny thing is, once he has a newfangled organ, he just doesnt have the, well, heart to do his job any more. He cant bring himself to stun people and rip out their unpaid-for organs. Furthermore, he can no more afford payments on his own new heart than fly to the moon, so in a matter of months hes in the same position as his former prey: Running for his life from repo men. For company, hes on the run with a jazz singer (Alicia Braga), a woman who is almost completely man-made. Shes got custom lungs, liver, kidney, knees, you name it. What it takes to bring Repo Men to a close is plenty of running, hiding and fighting, and in scenes that are a bit like Blade Runner if it had been a slasher film. There is so much cartoonish bloodletting here - involving guns, knives, hacksaws, axes, mallets and hammers - that after a while becomes a spurting blur of opening arteries and severed limbs. The movie, which gets really bogged down in unlikely events (such as romance) in the third act, has a nifty ending that makes up for a lot that came before it. Theres no denying, however, that the movie is too long and too short on story. Repo Men is full of bad language, bad behaviour and really over-the-top violence, but it can still make you laugh out loud on several occasions. Its a subversive little outing with a terrific soundtrack and a do-unto-others moral, and it might appeal - just a hunch - to a young male audience. (This film is rated 18A) liz.br...@sunmedia.ca