Re: [CTRL] Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal (fwd)
-Caveat Lector- And this one is from theonion.com I only mention this because some readers who are unable to distinguish satire from fact are likely to take this at face value and start watching out for gay missionaries come to convert them. PS The gay missionaries dress a lot like Jehovas witnesses, and sometimes pretend to be Witnesses or 7th day adventists to get in your front door. You have been warned. On Sun, 1 Oct 2000 20:56:26 -0300 Yardbird <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >-Caveat Lector- > >-- Forwarded message -- >Date: Sat, 30 Sep 2000 15:33:59 EDT >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: undisclosed-recipients: ; >Subject: Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal > >-- eGroups Sponsor -~-~> >eLerts >It's Easy. It's Fun. Best of All, it's Free! >http://click.egroups.com/1/9068/6/_/1406/_/970342522/ >-_-> > >Please send as far and wide as possible. > >Thanks, > >Robert Sterling >Editor, The Konformist >http://www.konformist.com > > >Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal > >SAN FRANCISCO -- Spokespersons for the National Gay & Lesbian Recruitment >Task Force announced Monday that more than 288,000 straights have been >converted to homosexuality since Jan. 1, putting the group well on pace to >reach its goal of 350,000 conversions by the end of the year. > >"Thanks to the tireless efforts of our missionaries nationwide, in the first >seven months of this year, nearly 300,000 heterosexuals were ensnared in the >Pink Triangle," said NGLRTF co-director Patricia Emmonds. "Clearly, the >activist homosexual lobby is winning." > >Emmonds credited much of the recruiting success to the gay lobby's >infiltration of America's public schools, where programs promoting the >homosexual lifestyle are regularly presented to children as young as 5. > >"It's crucial that we reach these kids while they're still young," Emmonds >said. "That's when they're most vulnerable to our message of sexual >promiscuity and deviance." > >"When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader >at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public >schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want >to have a family or go to church." > >"Straight people don't have any fun," said Teddy Nance, 11, after watching >Breeders Are Boring!, an anti-heterosexual filmstrip, in his fifth-grade >class at Crestwood Elementary School in Roanoke, VA. "Gay people get to do >whatever they want." > >In addition to school programs that target youths, the NGLRTF launched a $630 >million advertising campaign this year in an effort to convert adults to >homosexuality. The campaign, which features TV and radio spots, as well as >print advertising in major national magazines, has helped convince thousands >of people to leave their spouses and families for a life of >self-gratification and irresponsibility. > >"The gay lifestyle is for me," said James Miller, an Oklahoma City father of >four who recently moved to Provincetown, MA, to pursue a career in bath-house >management. "When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things >like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and >remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to >focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing anal sex." > >Though Emmonds said gays have been tremendously successful in tearing at the >fabric of society and subverting basic decency, she stressed that their work >is far from over. > >"For all the progress we've made, America is still overwhelmingly >heterosexual," said Emmonds, who is calling for an additional $2.6 billion in >federal aid to further the gay agenda. "If we are to insidiously penetrate >American society, as we constantly do each other's orifices, we need more >money and resources. Without such help, this country will remain the domain >of decent, moral, God-fearing Christians. And that would be a sin." > >Copyright (c) 2000 Onion, Inc., All rights reserved. > > >If you are interested in a free subscription to The Konformist Newswire, >please visit http://www.eGroups.com/list/konformist/ and sign up. Or, e-mail >[EMAIL PROTECTED] with the subject: "I NEED 2 KONFORM!!!" >(Okay, you can use something else, but it's a kool catch phrase.) > >Visit the Klub Konformist at Yahoo!: >http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/klubkonformist > >http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org >DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER >== >CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic >screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are >sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- >directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with >major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought
Re: [CTRL] Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal (fwd)
-Caveat Lector- Who took it as serious? I read it, had a good laugh and as many Konformist posts are forwarded to this list I did likewise with this one. The fact that you have taken that as some sort of verification that I believed what was in the article was true and could not grasp the satire inherent in it says more about your mental rigidity and staleness of intellect - not to mention your abysmal lack of humour. Jamieson http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal (fwd)
-Caveat Lector- [EMAIL PROTECTED],Internet writes: > >I can't believe that someone would take this as serious. What does it tell us that some do? http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
Re: [CTRL] Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal (fwd)
-Caveat Lector- Well folks, if you are not aware of the fact that the below article is fake, I don't know who you are. This article was retrieved from www.onion.com and if you look at the bottom at the masthead, or click here, http://www.onion.com/info/masthead.html which prints the following information. Copyright The Onion® is a satirical newspaper published by Onion, Inc. The Onion® uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. The content of this web-site--graphics, text and other elements--is © Copyright 2000 by Onion, Inc., and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher. The Onion® is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. It is SATIRICAL, please do not promote this type of literature on this list. I can't believe that someone would take this as serious. Jeesh, Nate -Original Message- From: Conspiracy Theory Research List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Yardbird Sent: Sunday, October 01, 2000 7:56 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [CTRL] Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal (fwd) -Caveat Lector- -- Forwarded message -- Date: Sat, 30 Sep 2000 15:33:59 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: undisclosed-recipients: ; Subject: Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal -- eGroups Sponsor -~-~> eLerts It's Easy. It's Fun. Best of All, it's Free! http://click.egroups.com/1/9068/6/_/1406/_/970342522/ -_-> Please send as far and wide as possible. Thanks, Robert Sterling Editor, The Konformist http://www.konformist.com Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal SAN FRANCISCO -- Spokespersons for the National Gay & Lesbian Recruitment Task Force announced Monday that more than 288,000 straights have been converted to homosexuality since Jan. 1, putting the group well on pace to reach its goal of 350,000 conversions by the end of the year. "Thanks to the tireless efforts of our missionaries nationwide, in the first seven months of this year, nearly 300,000 heterosexuals were ensnared in the Pink Triangle," said NGLRTF co-director Patricia Emmonds. "Clearly, the activist homosexual lobby is winning." Emmonds credited much of the recruiting success to the gay lobby's infiltration of America's public schools, where programs promoting the homosexual lifestyle are regularly presented to children as young as 5. "It's crucial that we reach these kids while they're still young," Emmonds said. "That's when they're most vulnerable to our message of sexual promiscuity and deviance." "When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want to have a family or go to church." "Straight people don't have any fun," said Teddy Nance, 11, after watching Breeders Are Boring!, an anti-heterosexual filmstrip, in his fifth-grade class at Crestwood Elementary School in Roanoke, VA. "Gay people get to do whatever they want." In addition to school programs that target youths, the NGLRTF launched a $630 million advertising campaign this year in an effort to convert adults to homosexuality. The campaign, which features TV and radio spots, as well as print advertising in major national magazines, has helped convince thousands of people to leave their spouses and families for a life of self-gratification and irresponsibility. "The gay lifestyle is for me," said James Miller, an Oklahoma City father of four who recently moved to Provincetown, MA, to pursue a career in bath-house management. "When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing anal sex." Though Emmonds said gays have been tremendously successful in tearing at the fabric of society and subverting basic decency, she stressed that their work is far from over. "For all the progress we've made, America is still overwhelmingly heterosexual," said Emmonds, who is calling for an additional $2.6 billion in federal aid to further the gay agenda. "If we are to insidiously penetrate American society, as we constantly do each other's orifices, we need more money and resources. Without such help, th
[CTRL] Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal (fwd)
-Caveat Lector- -- Forwarded message -- Date: Sat, 30 Sep 2000 15:33:59 EDT From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: undisclosed-recipients: ; Subject: Konformist: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal -- eGroups Sponsor -~-~> eLerts It's Easy. It's Fun. Best of All, it's Free! http://click.egroups.com/1/9068/6/_/1406/_/970342522/ -_-> Please send as far and wide as possible. Thanks, Robert Sterling Editor, The Konformist http://www.konformist.com Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal SAN FRANCISCO -- Spokespersons for the National Gay & Lesbian Recruitment Task Force announced Monday that more than 288,000 straights have been converted to homosexuality since Jan. 1, putting the group well on pace to reach its goal of 350,000 conversions by the end of the year. "Thanks to the tireless efforts of our missionaries nationwide, in the first seven months of this year, nearly 300,000 heterosexuals were ensnared in the Pink Triangle," said NGLRTF co-director Patricia Emmonds. "Clearly, the activist homosexual lobby is winning." Emmonds credited much of the recruiting success to the gay lobby's infiltration of America's public schools, where programs promoting the homosexual lifestyle are regularly presented to children as young as 5. "It's crucial that we reach these kids while they're still young," Emmonds said. "That's when they're most vulnerable to our message of sexual promiscuity and deviance." "When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want to have a family or go to church." "Straight people don't have any fun," said Teddy Nance, 11, after watching Breeders Are Boring!, an anti-heterosexual filmstrip, in his fifth-grade class at Crestwood Elementary School in Roanoke, VA. "Gay people get to do whatever they want." In addition to school programs that target youths, the NGLRTF launched a $630 million advertising campaign this year in an effort to convert adults to homosexuality. The campaign, which features TV and radio spots, as well as print advertising in major national magazines, has helped convince thousands of people to leave their spouses and families for a life of self-gratification and irresponsibility. "The gay lifestyle is for me," said James Miller, an Oklahoma City father of four who recently moved to Provincetown, MA, to pursue a career in bath-house management. "When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing anal sex." Though Emmonds said gays have been tremendously successful in tearing at the fabric of society and subverting basic decency, she stressed that their work is far from over. "For all the progress we've made, America is still overwhelmingly heterosexual," said Emmonds, who is calling for an additional $2.6 billion in federal aid to further the gay agenda. "If we are to insidiously penetrate American society, as we constantly do each other's orifices, we need more money and resources. Without such help, this country will remain the domain of decent, moral, God-fearing Christians. And that would be a sin." Copyright (c) 2000 Onion, Inc., All rights reserved. If you are interested in a free subscription to The Konformist Newswire, please visit http://www.eGroups.com/list/konformist/ and sign up. Or, e-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the subject: "I NEED 2 KONFORM!!!" (Okay, you can use something else, but it's a kool catch phrase.) Visit the Klub Konformist at Yahoo!: http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/klubkonformist http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER == CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substancenot soap-boxingplease! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright fraudsis used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED] http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl ==
