Re: [FairfieldLife] Happy Saturday

2014-02-22 Thread doctordumbass 
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't chicken. 
 
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,  wrote:

 On 2/22/2014 8:45 AM, doctordumbass@... mailto:doctordumbass@... wrote:
 > A penguin was driving in the hot desert in Arizona
 >
 A turtle was crossing the highway when a car came by a hit him. When the 
 turtle woke up in the hospital, he told the doctor, "It all happened so 
 damn fast, I don't know what happened!"

Re: [FairfieldLife] Happy Saturday

2014-02-22 Thread Richard J. Williams 
On 2/22/2014 8:45 AM, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com wrote:
> A penguin was driving in the hot desert in Arizona
 >
A turtle was crossing the highway when a car came by a hit him. When the 
turtle woke up in the hospital, he told the doctor, "It all happened so 
damn fast, I don't know what happened!"

[FairfieldLife] Happy Saturday

2014-02-22 Thread doctordumbass 
A penguin was driving in the hot desert in Arizona when his car broke down. The 
penguin thought, "great, here I am in the middle of a desert, when I love the 
water". After a while the penguin had his car towed to a local town to get it 
fixed. Walking on the way to town, he saw a sign that said ice cold ice cream 
for sale. The penguin thought, "Oh great this is exactly what I need", found 
the shop, and ordered a giant tub of vanilla ice cream, and made a huge mess, 
and got it all over his face. When the penguin finally got into town and asked 
the mechanic what was wrong with his car, the mechanic said, "You blew a seal". 
The penguin, startled, said "No I didn't! I just stopped for ice cream.”