One must hope that the Professor's teachers were never all in the house for
dinner at the same timeimagine the confusion: Otto, pass me the
sauerkraut, por favor, or, Franz, that last snitzel is minen...Go practice
your Kopprasch!. No wonder the Prof seems a bit muddled sometimes.
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Sent: Tuesday, November 04, 2003 3:04 PM
Subject: [Hornlist] Gestopftmitscheist horn teachers and family tree
Mark Determinator L. wrote:
Schmutzig, no doubt was
the teacher of the famous Professor Gestopftmitscheisst.
NOW, I am having the mostestest of crapulations over this one because it
is
just not true, NOT TRUE, NO WAY, JOSE, FALSE, FALSER, FALSESTEST,
FALSESTESTEST
and also a lying bloodification since I studied with the mostestest of
many,
many, very, very famous teachers in my home village of Schpittenotendorf
am
Oedland, the neighboring town to Bad Lippstadt and always these teachers
came to
my house to give me my lessons and my mostestest belovedestest Mama, Helga
Schwartzherzschlutt Gestopftmitscheist von Kopprasch always fixed them
dinner
after my lessons, got them real drunk on homemade absinthe and let them
spend
the night and the that stupid assjack Schmutzig was never in our house,
just my
teachers: Otto Fisch, Oscar Franz, Franz Strauss, Otto Franz, Franz Oscar,
Oscar Strauss, Franz Fisch, Otto Strauss and Oscar Fisch and I DO KNOW who
my
teachers were but I am not sure about my father?
Kindestest Greetonings and Mostestest of Geneologicals,
Prof. I. M. Gestopftmitscheist
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