[JOKES] Fw: Malko za naglostta na amerikancite
> > Old Favorite > > > > This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval > > ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland: > > > > Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a > >collision. > > > > Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to > >avoid a collision. > > > > Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees > >to the South to avoid a collision. > > > > Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, > >divert YOUR course. > > > > Canadians: Negative! I say again, you divert YOUR course. > > > > Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND > > LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET! WE ARE > > ACCOMPANIED > > BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS! I > > DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, > > THAT'S > > ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO > > ENSURE > > THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP! > > > > Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. > > > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] Q276304 - Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords
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[JOKES] Bojko Borisov i hamama na obrechenite
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[JOKES] Kids' Letters To God
> Kids' Letters To God > > > Dear God,In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are > on vacation? - Jane > > Dear God,I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot > > Dear God,Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because > if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla > > Dear God,I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. - > Love, Allison > > Dear God,Are you really invisible or is that a trick? - Lucy > > Dear God,Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why > don't You just keep the ones You have now? - Jane > > Dear God,Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan > > Dear God,Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. > - Joyce > > Dear God,Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be > our > day of rest. - Tom L. > > Dear God,Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can > look it up. - Bruce > > Dear God,Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had > their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry > > Dear God,Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the > best. > - Rob > > Dear God,My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. > They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha > > Dear God,I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Love, > Chris > > Dear God,We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did > it. So, I bet he stole Your idea. - Sincerely, Donna > > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
[JOKES] kak da se dyrvim s izwynzemni
1.Както е известно, извънземните не приличат на нас. Това обаче не значи, че трябва да изперим показалец към госта и да започнем да крещим "Вижте, какъв изрод!", дори да има три очи и нос, наподобяващ на месомелачка. 2.При общуване с пришълците, избягвайте да чоплите семки, защото във всички звездни системи това се смята за страшно некултурно. 3.Не си бъркайте в носа при общуване с извънземните! Вероятно на тях това няма да им се хареса. 4.Ако ви предложат да се качите на летящата чиния, не се съгласявайте! Кой знае къде ще ви закарат... И въобще никога на нищо не се качвайте с непознати хуманоиди! 5.Не им предлагайте да си размените прашката с техния бластер или някакъв скафандър! 6.Не се опитвайте да отмъквате каквото и да било от техните летящи чинии! Известен е случая, когато космически кораб от съзвездието Алдебарана се приземил на Земята и попаднал на пикник на ученици. Докато извънземните се опитвали да намерят общ език с учителката, децата проникнали в кораба и отнесли като сувенири цялото навигационно оборудване. По обратния път към Алдебарана, на извънземните им се наложило да се ориентират по звездите. 7.Не бива да драскате върху космическите им кораби глупости от типа на "Тук бяха Иван и Драган" или "ЦСКА е шампион!". 8.Ако пришълците не са особено големи, не се опитвайте да ги приберете в дома си като домашни любимци! 9.С една дума - бъдете хора!
