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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the
herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the
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* Vladimir Popov - Software Engineer *
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* 38A
Äâàìà ðóñåíöè ñå ñðåùàò íà óëèöàòà.
Ïúðâèÿò:
- À ïúê àç â÷åðà ñè êóïèõ Ñåàò Èáèñà...
Âòîðèÿò:
- Àç ïúê ñè êóïèõ Ìåðöåäåñ, òè ñà èáè...
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Ìàëêî ìîì÷åíöå ïèòà ïðèÿòåë÷åòî ñè:
- Ïåøêî, òâîéòå ðîäèòåëè ïëàøàò ëè ñå îò àíèìàöèîííèòå ôèëì÷åòà, áå?
- Íå, ðàçáèðà ñå.
- À ìîèòå ñå ïëàøàò, ùîì ïî÷íå íÿêîå àíèìàöèîííî ôèëì÷å è áÿãàò â ñïàëíÿòà,
çàâèâàò ñå ïðåç ãëàâà è ñå òðåñàò îò ñòðàõ!!!
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Ñúäÿò 75-ãîäèøíà áàáà. Òÿ îáÿñíÿâà:
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õâúðëÿ çàêà÷ëèâè ïîãëåäè, ïðèìúêâà ñå êúì ìåí, ïóñêà ìè ðúêà, ïî÷âà äà ìè
øåïíå íåæíî, êàçâà ÷å ìå îáè÷à, ïîñÿãà äà ìè ðàçêîï÷àå áëóçêàòà...
È àç ñòîÿ, êàêâî äà ïðàâÿ - îò òîëêîâà ãîä
Ðàçãîâîð ìåæäó ïîçíàòè.
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- Âñè÷êî çàâèñè îò ãîäèíàòà íà ïðîèçâîäñòâî
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Äâå ìóòðè èçëèçàò îò êîëàòà è çàêëþ÷âàò âðàòèòå, îáà÷å ñè çàáðàâÿò êëþ÷îâåòå
âúòðå. Ñòîÿò, îáèêàëÿò îêîëî êîëàòà è ñå ÷óäÿò êàêâî äà ïðàâÿò. Ïî åäíî
âðåìå åäèíèÿò êàçâà:
- Òèêâà, äàé äà âçåìåì åäèí ÷óê è äà ðàçáèåì ïðîçîðåöà!
- Òè ëóä ëè ñè, áå ÊàðòîôÍàëè õîðàòà ùå ïîìèñëÿò, ÷å ÿ êðàäåì.
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* like Nokia (connecting people),
* like Nike (just do it),
* like Pepsi (ask for more),
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Þæíàòà ÷àñò íà Àìåðèêà. Ãðàäñêî ìîì÷å îòèâà íà ãîñòè ïðè äÿäî ñè, êîéòî
æèâåå â àáñîëþòíàòà ïóñòîø, ñðåä ïÿñúê è êàêòóñè, à íàé-áëèçêîòî íàñåëåíî
ìÿñòî å íà ïåò äíè ïúò...
Íà ñóòðèíòà õëàïåòî ñå ìîòàå îêîëî êúùàòà è ÷óâà ñòðàíåí, çëîâåù âîé.
- Äÿäî!! Äÿäî!! Òîâà äà íå ñà ÷óäîâèùà?
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