Sue Hartigan [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Service Oaths
US Air Force Oath of Enlistment
I, Zoomie, swear to sign away 4 years of my useless life to the
United States Air Force because I'm too smart for the Army and
because the Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and
take credit
Sue Hartigan [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Top Ten Signs You Might Need a New Roommate:
Another Original by Scott Pam!
10.. Has posters of creepy Newsweek covers with "Doe" and "Lewinsky"
over his/her bed.
9.. Sings the ending to the Flintstones as "an all gay time..."
8.. Mumbles incoherently
