Re: [AFMUG] Cannot understand this bill

2020-05-24 Thread Bill Prince

  
  
Three orders of magnitude. This tells me that someone is manually
  entering the data, and perhaps does not know the difference
  between a billion and a million. 



bp



On 5/24/2020 10:27 AM, ch...@wbmfg.com
  wrote:


  
  

  Details, details.  What is the movement of a dot between
friends...
   
  I just wonder how many of his customers got the same
error.  
  The guy was quick to fix it.  
  

   
  
From: can...@believewireless.net

Sent: Sunday, May 24, 2020 9:53 AM
To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users
Group 
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Cannot understand this
  bill
  

 
  
  

  The
$5181 charge is where they charged you per MB instead of
per GB.

 

  On Sat, May 23, 2020 at
9:34 AM Darin Steffl 
wrote:
  
  
Looks like an error billing you for disk overage of
  $5100.
   
  Just ask them to remove that then the bill will
look more normal. 
   
  Most hosting providers these days don't charge
for disk and bandwidth though so it may be time to
search for a new host. 

 

  On Sat, May 23,
2020, 8:06 AM Chuck McCown 
wrote:
  
  

  
  Sent from my iPhone
  
Begin forwarded message:

  
  
From: "EMWD.com" 
  Date: May 23, 2020 at 7:00:08 AM MDT
  To: "Chuck McCown (McCown Technology
  Corporation)" 
  Subject: New Invoice :: From
EMWD.com
  

  
  

  

  

  

  

  

  

   

  

  


  

  

  
Dear Chuck McCown
  (McCown Technology
  Corporation),
This is a notice
  that an invoice
  has been generated
  on 05/23/2020.
Your payment
  method is: Credit
  Card
Invoice #63668
  Amount Due:
  $5586.60USD
  Due Date:
  06/06/2020
Invoice
Items
Mailman List
  Hosting (Tier 1) -
  af.afmug.com (06/06/2020 - 06/05/2021)
  

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Blasphemy...

2020-05-24 Thread Adam Moffett
I don't recall seeing this on TV, but apparently the earliest versions 
of the commercial said "New Jersey".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk78nzoqEFo

They changed to NYC because it sounded better.

That doesn't explain what sauce they're talking about, but Campbell's 
headquarters is in New Jersey and they own a couple zillion other brands.




On 5/23/2020 1:42 PM, Ken Hohhof wrote:


I wonder if they made that New York stuff up for the commercial.

Who makes salsa in New York?

I’ve got Ortega in my pantry, where’s that made?

I don’t have any Mexican aunts, so it’s either takeout or from a jar.

*From:* AF  *On Behalf Of *Bill Prince
*Sent:* Saturday, May 23, 2020 12:32 PM
*To:* af@af.afmug.com
*Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] OT: Blasphemy...

That's 'cause the other ones on the shelf are from */_NEW YORK CITY_/*!?!?

bp


On 5/23/2020 10:28 AM, Jaime Solorza wrote:

Son in law bought Pace !!! WTF...moved it out of my
cupboardneed to fumigate now!  Wait for today's fixings!




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Re: [AFMUG] OT meridians

2020-05-24 Thread Robert Andrews

Bing bing bing...  We have a winner!

On 05/24/2020 10:47 AM, ch...@wbmfg.com wrote:
There is a point when your desire to eat lobster (insert favorite food)  
is equal to your desire to have sex.  Not sure what that point would be 
called.  Perhaps grown up, or not a kid anymore.  Then there is a point 
when your desire for Underwood Deviled Ham and Vienna Sausage is much 
stronger than your desire for sex.  Then there is a point where you 
cannot find the place you parked your desire for sex.  You wander around 
the parking lot, pressing the clicker and eventually find it but most 
times it is just not worth the search.
Nobody explains this stuff to young men.  Nor do they tell you that 
there will be moderate amounts of pain involved in just existing after a 
certain age.  The fingers hurt when grasping,  Shoulders hurt when 
sleeping.  The hips hurt when walking or attempting to get comfortable 
on a couch.  You wake up at 4:00 am and wish it was 6:00 so you could 
get up.  You wake up at 3:00 to pee no matter what you had to drink the 
prior evening.
You forget the same things you forgot when younger but now when it 
happens you are scared that you are becoming forgetful.
Hearing test is great but it seems like your language interpretation 
driver in your wetware loves to play word substitution tricks on you.
Would I want to be young again?  I would love to be able to ski a full 
day, eat whatever I wanted without worry about gaining weight or having 
heartburn or having A1C numbers climb.  I would like to be able to jump 
from the back of a truck to an asphalt surface without having my 
herniated disks make my life hell for 3 weeks afterwards.  But no, I 
like where I have ended up so far.  So I will watch Warren Miller ski 
movies and climb down from trucks and enjoy kids and grandkids and try 
to help out young dumb guys that need a job.





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[AFMUG] OT meridians

2020-05-24 Thread chuck
There is a point when your desire to eat lobster (insert favorite food)  is 
equal to your desire to have sex.  Not sure what that point would be called.  
Perhaps grown up, or not a kid anymore.  Then there is a point when your desire 
for Underwood Deviled Ham and Vienna Sausage is much stronger than your desire 
for sex.  Then there is a point where you cannot find the place you parked your 
desire for sex.  You wander around the parking lot, pressing the clicker and 
eventually find it but most times it is just not worth the search.  

Nobody explains this stuff to young men.  Nor do they tell you that there will 
be moderate amounts of pain involved in just existing after a certain age.  The 
fingers hurt when grasping,  Shoulders hurt when sleeping.  The hips hurt when 
walking or attempting to get comfortable on a couch.  You wake up at 4:00 am 
and wish it was 6:00 so you could get up.  You wake up at 3:00 to pee no matter 
what you had to drink the prior evening.  

You forget the same things you forgot when younger but now when it happens you 
are scared that you are becoming forgetful.
Hearing test is great but it seems like your language interpretation driver in 
your wetware loves to play word substitution tricks on you.  

Would I want to be young again?  I would love to be able to ski a full day, eat 
whatever I wanted without worry about gaining weight or having heartburn or 
having A1C numbers climb.  I would like to be able to jump from the back of a 
truck to an asphalt surface without having my herniated disks make my life hell 
for 3 weeks afterwards.  But no, I like where I have ended up so far.  So I 
will watch Warren Miller ski movies and climb down from trucks and enjoy kids 
and grandkids and try to help out young dumb guys that need a job.  -- 
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Re: [AFMUG] Cannot understand this bill

2020-05-24 Thread chuck
Details, details.  What is the movement of a dot between friends...

I just wonder how many of his customers got the same error.  
The guy was quick to fix it.  

From: can...@believewireless.net 
Sent: Sunday, May 24, 2020 9:53 AM
To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group 
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Cannot understand this bill

The $5181 charge is where they charged you per MB instead of per GB.

On Sat, May 23, 2020 at 9:34 AM Darin Steffl  wrote:

  Looks like an error billing you for disk overage of $5100. 

  Just ask them to remove that then the bill will look more normal. 

  Most hosting providers these days don't charge for disk and bandwidth though 
so it may be time to search for a new host. 

  On Sat, May 23, 2020, 8:06 AM Chuck McCown  wrote:




Sent from my iPhone

Begin forwarded message:


  From: "EMWD.com" 
  Date: May 23, 2020 at 7:00:08 AM MDT
  To: "Chuck McCown (McCown Technology Corporation)" 
  Subject: New Invoice :: From EMWD.com


   
  
 
Dear Chuck McCown (McCown Technology Corporation),

This is a notice that an invoice has been generated on 
05/23/2020.

Your payment method is: Credit Card

Invoice #63668
Amount Due: $5586.60USD
Due Date: 06/06/2020

Invoice Items

Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(06/06/2020 - 06/05/2021) $36.00USD
List Domain Name: af.afmug.com
List Name(s): af
Addon (af.afmug.com) - Extra Disk Space (06/06/2020 - 
06/05/2021) $240.00USD
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(05/01/2019 - 05/31/2019) $4.12USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 15.3525390625 GB - Overage 
Charge = 12.35 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(06/01/2019 - 06/30/2019) $6.37USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 22.1240234375 GB - Overage 
Charge = 19.12 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(08/01/2019 - 08/31/2019) $4.43USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 16.2978515625 GB - Overage 
Charge = 13.3 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(09/01/2019 - 09/30/2019) $0.00USD
Total Disk Usage = 15943 MB - Overage Charge = 15943 MB 
@ 0/MB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(09/01/2019 - 09/30/2019) $2.92USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 11.7666015625 GB - Overage 
Charge = 8.77 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(10/01/2019 - 10/31/2019) $5181.48USD
Total Disk Usage = 16046 MB - Overage Charge = 15546 MB 
@ 0./MB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(10/01/2019 - 10/31/2019) $2.79USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 11.365234375 GB - Overage 
Charge = 8.37 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(11/01/2019 - 11/30/2019) $0.00USD
Total Disk Usage = 16263 MB - Overage Charge = 15763 MB 
@ 0/MB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(11/01/2019 - 11/30/2019) $4.73USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 17.1923828125 GB - Overage 
Charge = 14.19 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(12/01/2019 - 12/31/2019) $0.00USD
Total Disk Usage = 16520 MB - Overage Charge = 16020 MB 
@ 0/MB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(12/01/2019 - 12/31/2019) $8.16USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 27.482421875 GB - Overage 
Charge = 24.48 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(01/01/2020 - 01/31/2020) $0.00USD
Total Disk Usage = 16955 MB - Overage Charge = 16455 MB 
@ 0/MB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(01/01/2020 - 01/31/2020) $14.69USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 47.0693359375 GB - Overage 
Charge = 44.07 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(02/01/2020 - 02/29/2020) $0.00USD
Total Disk Usage = 17400 MB - Overage Charge = 16900 MB 
@ 0/MB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(02/01/2020 - 02/29/2020) $12.80USD
Total Bandwidth Usage = 41.3935546875 GB - Overage 
Charge = 38.39 GB @ 0./GB
Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com 
(03/01/2020 - 03/31/2020) $0.00USD
Total Disk Usage = 18088 MB - Overage Charge = 17588 MB 
@ 

Re: [AFMUG] Cannot understand this bill

2020-05-24 Thread can...@believewireless.net
The $5181 charge is where they charged you per MB instead of per GB.

On Sat, May 23, 2020 at 9:34 AM Darin Steffl 
wrote:

> Looks like an error billing you for disk overage of $5100.
>
> Just ask them to remove that then the bill will look more normal.
>
> Most hosting providers these days don't charge for disk and bandwidth
> though so it may be time to search for a new host.
>
> On Sat, May 23, 2020, 8:06 AM Chuck McCown  wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> Sent from my iPhone
>>
>> Begin forwarded message:
>>
>> *From:* "EMWD.com" 
>> *Date:* May 23, 2020 at 7:00:08 AM MDT
>> *To:* "Chuck McCown (McCown Technology Corporation)" 
>> *Subject:* *New Invoice :: From EMWD.com*
>>
>> 
>> [image: EMWD.com] 
>>
>> Dear Chuck McCown (McCown Technology Corporation),
>>
>> This is a notice that an invoice has been generated on 05/23/2020.
>>
>> Your payment method is: Credit Card
>>
>> Invoice #63668
>> Amount Due: $5586.60USD
>> Due Date: 06/06/2020
>>
>> *Invoice Items*
>>
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (06/06/2020 - 06/05/2021)
>> $36.00USD
>> List Domain Name: af.afmug.com
>> List Name(s): af
>> Addon (af.afmug.com) - Extra Disk Space (06/06/2020 - 06/05/2021)
>> $240.00USD
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (05/01/2019 - 05/31/2019)
>> $4.12USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 15.3525390625 GB - Overage Charge = 12.35 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (06/01/2019 - 06/30/2019)
>> $6.37USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 22.1240234375 GB - Overage Charge = 19.12 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (08/01/2019 - 08/31/2019)
>> $4.43USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 16.2978515625 GB - Overage Charge = 13.3 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (09/01/2019 - 09/30/2019)
>> $0.00USD
>> Total Disk Usage = 15943 MB - Overage Charge = 15943 MB @ 0/MB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (09/01/2019 - 09/30/2019)
>> $2.92USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 11.7666015625 GB - Overage Charge = 8.77 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (10/01/2019 - 10/31/2019)
>> $5181.48USD
>> Total Disk Usage = 16046 MB - Overage Charge = 15546 MB @ 0./MB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (10/01/2019 - 10/31/2019)
>> $2.79USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 11.365234375 GB - Overage Charge = 8.37 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (11/01/2019 - 11/30/2019)
>> $0.00USD
>> Total Disk Usage = 16263 MB - Overage Charge = 15763 MB @ 0/MB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (11/01/2019 - 11/30/2019)
>> $4.73USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 17.1923828125 GB - Overage Charge = 14.19 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (12/01/2019 - 12/31/2019)
>> $0.00USD
>> Total Disk Usage = 16520 MB - Overage Charge = 16020 MB @ 0/MB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (12/01/2019 - 12/31/2019)
>> $8.16USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 27.482421875 GB - Overage Charge = 24.48 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (01/01/2020 - 01/31/2020)
>> $0.00USD
>> Total Disk Usage = 16955 MB - Overage Charge = 16455 MB @ 0/MB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (01/01/2020 - 01/31/2020)
>> $14.69USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 47.0693359375 GB - Overage Charge = 44.07 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (02/01/2020 - 02/29/2020)
>> $0.00USD
>> Total Disk Usage = 17400 MB - Overage Charge = 16900 MB @ 0/MB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (02/01/2020 - 02/29/2020)
>> $12.80USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 41.3935546875 GB - Overage Charge = 38.39 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (03/01/2020 - 03/31/2020)
>> $0.00USD
>> Total Disk Usage = 18088 MB - Overage Charge = 17588 MB @ 0/MB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (03/01/2020 - 03/31/2020)
>> $22.21USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 69.6318359375 GB - Overage Charge = 66.63 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (04/01/2020 - 04/30/2020)
>> $0.00USD
>> Total Disk Usage = 19342 MB - Overage Charge = 18842 MB @ 0/MB
>> Mailman List Hosting (Tier 1) - af.afmug.com (04/01/2020 - 04/30/2020)
>> $45.90USD
>> Total Bandwidth Usage = 140.716796875 GB - Overage Charge = 137.72 GB @
>> 0./GB
>> --
>> Sub Total: $5586.60USD
>> Credit: $0.00USD
>> Total: $5586.60USD
>> --
>>
>> Payment will be taken automatically on 06/06/2020 from your credit card
>> on record with us. To update or change the credit card details we have on
>> file for your account please login at
>> https://clientarea.emwd.com/clientarea.php. The following KB article
>> shows you how to update your credit card via your client area:
>>
>>
>> http://clientarea.emwd.com/knowledgebase/31/How-to-updateorreview-your-credit-card-information.html
>>
>> ---
>> EMWD.com

Re: [AFMUG] OT: Now this is funny

2020-05-24 Thread Brian Webster
Now that's some funny sh*t!

Thank you,
Brian Webster
www.wirelessmapping.com


-Original Message-
From: AF [mailto:af-boun...@af.afmug.com] On Behalf Of Bill Prince
Sent: Saturday, May 23, 2020 5:53 PM
To: AFMUG
Subject: [AFMUG] OT: Now this is funny


Funny in more ways than one. I call this news you can use. Penguin poop 
makes researchers laugh:

https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/05/penguin-poop-creates-a-buttload-of-l
aughing-gas-researchers-find/

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