Re: [AFMUG] OT There is no hell
Oops, meant Bachelors and Masters in Physics. Back to back 17 hour days as Disneyland just caught up to me. Rory -Original Message- From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Rory Conaway via Af Sent: Monday, December 29, 2014 11:03 PM To: af@afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT There is no hell That's funny. I have a boy going for his bachelors and masters in Phoenix at the same time and we were just discussing this exact joke. The one we saw was a test question to a college student who had to answer whether Hell was exothermic or endothermic. http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html -Original Message- From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Chuck McCown via Af Sent: Monday, December 29, 2014 2:59 PM To: af@afmug.com Subject: [AFMUG] OT There is no hell 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her the next night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' (an oldie but goodie, I wish I could take credit)
Re: [AFMUG] OT There is no hell
That's funny. I have a boy going for his bachelors and masters in Phoenix at the same time and we were just discussing this exact joke. The one we saw was a test question to a college student who had to answer whether Hell was exothermic or endothermic. http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html -Original Message- From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Chuck McCown via Af Sent: Monday, December 29, 2014 2:59 PM To: af@afmug.com Subject: [AFMUG] OT There is no hell 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her the next night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' (an oldie but goodie, I wish I could take credit)
Re: [AFMUG] OT There is no hell
Modest you...you don't want wifey to know about your conquests back when God was a child. Sas! Jaime Solorza On Dec 29, 2014 4:15 PM, "David via Af" wrote: > Im not sure what to say about this :) > > > On 12/29/2014 03:58 PM, Chuck McCown via Af wrote: > >> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls >> enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until >> all Hell breaks loose. >> >> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in >> Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. >> >> So which is it? >> >> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year >> that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take >> into account the fact that I slept with her the next night, then number two >> must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already >> frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen >> over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore >> extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a >> divine being which explains why Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' >> >> (an oldie but goodie, I wish I could take credit) >> > >
Re: [AFMUG] OT There is no hell
Im not sure what to say about this :) On 12/29/2014 03:58 PM, Chuck McCown via Af wrote: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her the next night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' (an oldie but goodie, I wish I could take credit)
[AFMUG] OT There is no hell
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her the next night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' (an oldie but goodie, I wish I could take credit)
