Re: OFF: [Mad Hatter] Quasi-yearly report [attn. Referee]
On 11/8/23 15:40, 4st nomic via agora-official wrote: > This is a self-ratifying document. (Please do not object to this report > outright, instead, submit a CoE so I may make the appropriate correction > upon the next report). > I swear, to the best of my ability, that the following is true and correct, > under penalty of no faking: > > The following are players and the hats they are wearing: > PlayerHat > --- -- > Gaelan is wearing a giant question mark as a hat. > Murphy is wearing history itself as a hat. > Janet is wearing a pointy purple witch hat. > cuddlybanana is wearing a banana hat. > ais523 is wearing THE SUPER ULTIMATE WINNER'S HAT. > snail is wearing the helix fossil as a hat. > juan is wearing the entrance gates of Agora as a hat. > Aris is wearing a hat. > 4st is wearing the number 4 as a hat. > Yachay Wayllukuq is wearing a regular old ghost as a hat. > blob is wearing emself as a hat. > Anneke-Constantine is wearing the movie Constantine as a hat. > kiako is wearing a different hat. > Kate is wearing Beatrice (bird form) as a hat. > Zipzap is wearing a zipper as a hat. > nix is wearing anarchy as a hat. > omd is wearing this report as a hat. > innalienableWright is wearing as a hat. > beokirby is wearing the same hat. Oh, one more: I note the infraction of 4st publishing the false statement that the above-quoted document is self-ratifying, knowing or being negligent in not knowing the same to be false, and with intent to mislead. -- Janet Cobb Assessor, Rulekeepor, Stonemason
OFF: [Agent] Report - IT'S STILL LOOSE
UNDEFINED Report CURRENTLY: UNDEFINED is currently at large and uncontained We have these reports: "How many times?! HOW MANY TIMES MUST IT JAYWALK WITHOUT A LICENSE?! THE HORROR!" "I have nothing. It keeps taxing me. It just won't stop collecting taxes. After I've given everything, it finds more to take! WHY ME?!" "it's completely invisbilitated. That really should be against the law. Maybe that law is invisbilitated? UGH SUCH A MESS!" "At least it's not an instrument! I think. Uhm..." Theorized Description: Having escaped containment, UNDEFINED is capable of doing or being anything, or anyone! Trust no one. HISTORY: 8th November 2023 - UNDEFINED remains at large. Casualties unknown. No containment procedures have been enacted. 9th July 2023 - Security Breach Discovered - UNDEFINED evaded any sort of containment protocol initiated on 24th June 2023 on 26th June 2023. 6th July 2023 - Additional Containment Protocol submitted. 24th June 2023 - UNDEFINED submitted for containment. -- 4ˢᵗ Uncertified Bad Idea Generator
OFF: [Mad Hatter] Quasi-yearly report
This is a self-ratifying document. (Please do not object to this report outright, instead, submit a CoE so I may make the appropriate correction upon the next report). I swear, to the best of my ability, that the following is true and correct, under penalty of no faking: The following are players and the hats they are wearing: PlayerHat --- -- Gaelan is wearing a giant question mark as a hat. Murphy is wearing history itself as a hat. Janet is wearing a pointy purple witch hat. cuddlybanana is wearing a banana hat. ais523 is wearing THE SUPER ULTIMATE WINNER'S HAT. snail is wearing the helix fossil as a hat. juan is wearing the entrance gates of Agora as a hat. Aris is wearing a hat. 4st is wearing the number 4 as a hat. Yachay Wayllukuq is wearing a regular old ghost as a hat. blob is wearing emself as a hat. Anneke-Constantine is wearing the movie Constantine as a hat. kiako is wearing a different hat. Kate is wearing Beatrice (bird form) as a hat. Zipzap is wearing a zipper as a hat. nix is wearing anarchy as a hat. omd is wearing this report as a hat. innalienableWright is wearing as a hat. beokirby is wearing the same hat. -- 4ˢᵗ Uncertified Bad Idea Generator
OFF: [Herald] Scroll of Agora
HEREBY, I temporarily deputize as herald to publish the Scroll of Agora: News: - ais523 won by Noticing the Rock Garden on November 1st. (added under "Zen" as per the name of the rule.) === THE SCROLL OF AGORA === Herald's Monthly Report November 8, 2023 --- CHAMPION by --- Anarchy: Alexis Apathy: ais523, Aspen, babelian, Bayushi, D. Margaux, Gaelan (x2), grok, Ienpw III, Murphy, nix, o, omd, Publius Scribonius Scholasticus, Quazie, R. Lee, Sprocklem, tris, twg, Veggiekeks, Warrigal, 天火狐 Birds: snail Cards: G., Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Taral Champion*(11/6): Kelly Champion*(3/2): Chuck, Kelly, Steve Champion*(4/3): Chuck, Kelly, KoJen, Steve, Troublemaker at Large, Wes Champion*(5/3): Kelly, Steve Champion*(7/6): Chuck, elJefe, Kelly, KoJen, Morendil, Steve, Swann, Troublemaker at Large Clout: ais523, Alexis Economic Takeover: Falsifian, G., Madrid, Trigon Election: G. Escape: omd High Score: ais523 (x4), Alexis (x2), BobTHJ, Elysion, Falsifian, G. (x2), Janet (x2), Levi, Madrid, Murphy (x3), omd (x4), Pavitra, root, snail (x4), Steve, Tiger, Trigon, twg (x2), Walker, Wooble, Yachay Wayllukuq Junta: ais523 (x2), Alexis, G., nix, omd (x2), OscarMeyr, the AFO Leadership: ais523 Lotto: Alexis, omd Maniac: Craig, root Masonry: Falsifian, Murphy, R. Lee Musicianship: ais523, omd, Tiger, Wooble, Zefram Nomaoic: snail Paradox: ais523, Alexis, BobTHJ (x2), Bucky (x2), ehird, G. (x2), Gaelan, Murphy, omd, R. Lee, root Politics: Aspen, D. Margaux (x2) Proposal: ais523 (x4), Alexis (x3), allispaul, Andon, Andre (x3), Aspen, BobTHJ, Bucky, Canada, D. Margaux (x501), G. (x2), Human Point Two, Madrid, Morendil, Murphy, omd (x2), Spitemaster, Steve (x3), Tiger, Trigon, twg, woggle, Yally Renaissance: ais523, Alexis (x3), Aspen, G. (x3), Janet (x2), Murphy, twg Rice: G. Rulebending: G., Janet, nix Solitude: ais523 (x2), Alexis (x2), omd Spaaace: Falsifian, Janet (x1000) Stamp Collecting: snail Tournament: ais523, Aspen, ATMunn, G., grok, Janet (x2), OscarMeyr, Publius Scribonius Scholasticus, root, Taral, Wooble Unspecified: Blob, Chuck, Dave Bowen, elJefe, favor, Garth, General Chaos, Ian, Jeffrey, KoJen, Michael, Ørjan, Steve, Swann, t, Timothy, Troublemaker at Large, Vanyel (x2), Wes (x2) Via Ratification: The President Zen: ais523 ORDER OF THE HERO OF AGORA NOMIC GRAND HERO OF AGORA NOMIC Peter Suber, Chuck Carroll, Douglas Hofstadter, Michael Norrish HERO OF AGORA NOMIC Murphy, G., omd HIGHER EDUCATION Associate of Nomic Artistry (A.N.A.):Aspen, Madrid Associate of Nomic (A.N.): G., Alexis, twg Juris Doctorate of Nomic (J.N.): Falsifian, G. Baccalaureate of Nomic (B.N.): elJefe, favor, Steve, Vanyel, Kolja A., Murphy, Alexis Magisteriate of Nomic (M.N.):ais523, Janet Doctorate of Nomic History (D.N.Hist.): Swann, Vlad Doctorate of Nomic Philosophy (D.N.Phil.): Steve, ais523 Doctorate of Nomic Science (D.N.Sci.): Janet -- BADGES -- Coming of Age [Jul 2011] (awarded to Active Players on Agora's 18th Birthday, July 2011). root, ais523, Droowl, ehird, G., Gondolier, Math321, Murphy, omd, Pavitra, Roujo, Alexis, Warrigal,
OFF: [Herald] BRIGHTEST BULBS (08 Nov 2023)
I deputize as Herald to publish the following report: Radiances as of 08 Nov 2023. PLACE NAME [0] RADIANCE CHANGE [1] - -- 1stMUR 067 2rdAIS 021 +14 3ndSNL 011 4st4ST 007 ARI 007 JNT 007 YCY 007 BEO 007 BLB 007 CBN 007 IWR 007 JWN 007 ANK 007 All other radiances are zero. [0] 4st = 4ST; Janet = JNT; Murphy = MUR; ais523 = AIS; cuddlybanana = CBN; juan = JWN; snail = SNL; Aris = ARI; Yachay = YCY; beokirby = BEO; blob = BLB; inalienableWright = IWR; Anneke-Constantine = ANK; [1] Since last official report. If you'd like to change your three letter name, please let the Herald know. Events Since Last Report 2023-10-09: ais523 gains 3 (radiance stone) 2023-10-16: ais523 gains 3 (radiance stone) 2023-11-04: ais523 gains 8 (hot potato stone) -- snail
OFF: [Collector] Stamp Collections (08 Nov 2023)
Stamp Holdings as of 8 Nov 2023 -- Stamp Holdings -- L (0): ais523 (58): - 1 4st stamp - 34 ais523 stamps - 1 Janet stamp - 1 juan stamp - 15 Madrid stamps - 1 Murphy stamp - 3 nix stamp - 1 snail stamp - 1 Yachay stamp Anneke (1): - 1 Anneke stamp Aris (48): - 48 Aris stamps beokirby (1): - 1 beokirby stamp blob (1): - 1 blob stamp Janet (15): - 6 ais523 stamps - 6 Janet stamps - 1 Madrid stamp - 1 orb stamp - 1 Pilgore stamp - 1 snail stamp - 1 ziproot stamp juan (12): - 2 ais523 stamps - 7 juan stamps - 1 Madrid stamp - 1 Murphy stamp - 1 snail stamp Kate (16): - 16 Kate stamps Katie (17): - 16 Katie stamps - 1 Yachay stamp kiako (9): - 2 ais523 stamp - 1 kiako stamp - 1 Marb stamp - 1 Murphy stamp - 1 nix stamp - 1 R. Lee stamp - 1 Shy Owl stamp - 1 Yachay stamp Murphy (2): - 1 Murphy stamp - 1 R. Lee stamp snail (27): - 1 Aced7 stamp - 6 snail stamp - 1 juan stamp - 1 Madrid stamp - 7 nix stamp - 8 R. Lee stamps - 1 tb148 stamp - 2 Yachay stamps Yachay Wayllukuq (1): - 1 Yachay stamps Zipzap (1): - 1 Zipzap stamp All other stamp balances are 0. --- Type Totals --- 4st: 1 Aced7: 1 Anneke: 1 ais523: 44 Aris: 48 beokirby: 1 blob: 1 Janet: 7 juan: 9 Kate: 16 Katie: 16 kiako: 1 Madrid: 18 Marb: 1 Murphy: 4 nix: 11 orb: 1 Pilgore: 1 R. Lee: 10 Shy Owl: 1 snail: 9 tb148: 1 Yachay Wayllukuq: 6 ziproot: 1 Zipzap: 1 Stamp Descriptions (does not ratify) juan Stamps: "It features me in a thoughtful pose, a chalkboard full of indeciphrable mathematical symbols as a background." Madrid Stamp: That image, you know the one. 4st Stamp: "Intricately detailed, innumerous qualities, nothing like it shall ever come to exist. Unless, of course, the original were to be destroyed." - Since Last Report - 2023-10-09: kate granted 1 kate stamp (wealth dream) 2023-10-09: ais523 granted 1 ais523 stamp (minty stone) 2023-10-11: kiako trades 1 R. Lee stamp to Murphy for 1 Murphy stamp 2023-10-16: kate granted 1 kate stamp (wealth dream) 2023-10-16: ais523 granted 1 ais523 stamp (minty stone) 2023-10-23: kate granted 1 kate stamp (wealth dream) 2023-10-30: kate granted 1 kate stamp (wealth dream) 2023-11-06: kate granted 1 kate stamp (wealth dream) -- snail
