I totally agree there were many eggs before the chicken arrived!
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Okay, my turn to geek out...
This question answers itself - clearly
the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the
chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the
chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur)
long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved.
I used to work the graveyard shift and
had WAY too much time to myself :-)
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all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the
chicken or the egg??
cheers,
Mohan
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** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really
adjusted to being a
male of the species.
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Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and
say, \I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever
comes out?\
a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would
eat?
a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in
the freezer?
a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about
him?
a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make
a radio out of
coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?
a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
on all fours?
They\'re both dogs!
a.. What do you call male ballerinas?
a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?
a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated
by a mouse?
a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the
same tune?
a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
dog\'s face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he
can\'t wait to stick his
head out the window into the wind?
a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once
make it arrive
faster?
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