Re: Friday Humor - 2
The Congresswoman thinks her opponents are flaming nuts? Well, that gives me no clue as to which party she is from. Each side thinks the other is unhinged. Mike Luttmann DISA Remedy Engineer 303-224-1645 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 16:52 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
Yup. Isn't that the point for the rest of us? -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Luttmann, Michael W Mr CTR DISA CD553 Sent: Monday, August 01, 2011 9:03 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 The Congresswoman thinks her opponents are flaming nuts? Well, that gives me no clue as to which party she is from. Each side thinks the other is unhinged. Mike Luttmann DISA Remedy Engineer 303-224-1645 -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Stanley Feinstein Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 16:52 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11
Friday Humor - 2
A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
That's a good one, Phil. Although I do know poop, I won't go on about it on this thread. Jennifer Meyer From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ E-mail correspondence to and from this address may be subject to the North Carolina Public Records Law and may be disclosed to third parties by an authorized state official. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - 2
Hi Phil, I guess there's an exception to every rule. I sat with a Congresswoman from a district in Missouri once who was nice, but she thought that for most part, that comment was right on. She said the flaming nuts (her term) (however you want to categorize their views on fiscal responsibility), some of whom were on the same flight, wouldn't talk with anyone. Have a good weekend Phil. Stan -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of bullcreek.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 5:47 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Stan, I can believe that. The exception to the rule would be the owner of the property next to me, the Hon. Lloyd Doggett who along with his wife, Libby, sent me (unsolicited) a flag flown over our Nation's Capitol building (with certificate) on the event of each of my Daughter's births as well as a personal (handwritten) letter of congratulations (he has daughters too) from both of them. Very nice (and fiscally responsible) people and thoughtful considering I can't even vote for him (I am not in his district). Phil Bautista President / CEO Bull Creek Data Corporation www.bullcreek.com Remedy Approved Consultant (RAC) 512-731-0304 -Original message- From: Stanley Feinstein st...@projectremedies.com Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:02:25 -0400 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - 2 Hi Phil, Someone once told me that if you sit next to any of the 535 people in Congress on a plane that none would say hello. Stan From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Phil Bautista Sent: Friday, July 29, 2011 1:52 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor - 2 ** A U.S. Congressman was seated next to a Remedy Consultant on an airplane so he turned to him and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. Obviously annoyed, the Remedy Consultant, who had just started to read his 7.6.04 upgrade document, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care, or the debt ceiling? as he smiled smugly. OK, he said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? The legislator, visibly surprised by the Remedy Consultant's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the Remedy Consultant replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know poop? Think about this when you are on your plane to DC for WWRUG11 in September! Phil Bautista, WWRUG11 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html _ No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 _attend WWRUG11 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are - No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1390 / Virus Database: 1518/3796 - Release Date: 07/29/11 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug11 www.wwrug.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
