Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
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Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Or, how about None of the above. ? //SIGNED// MARK A. WORLEY, Contractor, 2 SOS/SYOS Remedy ARS Support, SAIC Commercial: (402) 294-8226 DSN: 271-8226 mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lammey, Peter A. Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 09:57 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Probably the hair color of the person's eyebrows or N/A. Thanks Peter Lammey ESPN MIT Technical Services Applications Management 860-766-4761 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Grooms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 10:44 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the way to work this morning... What do they put on the Driver's license for hair color of bald people? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Probably the hair color of the person's eyebrows or N/A. Thanks Peter Lammey ESPN MIT Technical Services Applications Management 860-766-4761 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Grooms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 10:44 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the way to work this morning... What do they put on the Driver's license for hair color of bald people? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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Why do we park in the driveway and drive on parkways? John Atherly American Power Conversion [EMAIL PROTECTED] 401-789-5735 Ext. 2120 1-800-788-2208 Ext. 2120 ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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I'd love to see Transparent :-) Another question: Why do people have hot water heaters if you don't need to heat hot water? J.T. Shyman Column Technologies _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Grooms, Frederick W Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 10:44 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the way to work this morning... What do they put on the Driver's license for hair color of bald people? _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Here is the one I saw on the sign of the storage company on the way to work this morning... What do they put on the Driver's license for hair color of bald people? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Bob Rowe, Remedy Action Request System Development and Administration [EMAIL PROTECTED] The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes. Mohandas K. Gandhi __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are ***IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
That's probably not a bad idea - LOL! On 12/7/07, Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** That's quite the explanation. Maybe we should get the toaster guys to write the documentation for BMC. *Thad Esser* Remedy Developer *Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.*-- Richard Bach *William Rentfrow [EMAIL PROTECTED]* Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 08:51 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** If you go buy a high end toaster (yes, there is such a thing - they can cost hundreds of dollars) - they will instruct you in the proper method of making toast. You are to first run a wam up cycle of the toaster on the high heat setting. You are then supposed to dial the heat down to your preferred toasted-bread setting and proceed to make toast. This insures even crispness and toasting since the toaster is not heating up at the same time as toasting your bread. (Toasting by the way is the breakdown of complex bread starches into simple sugars which then caramelize - hence the slightly sweet taste of un-buttered toast). I suppose if you're willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a toaster you probably have the free time to do this. -- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Gidd* Sent:* Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM* To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject:* OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ***IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is intended to be a legally binding signature.*** __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Bob Rowe, Remedy Action Request System Development and Administration [EMAIL PROTECTED] The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes. Mohandas K. Gandhi __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
That's quite the explanation. Maybe we should get the toaster guys to write the documentation for BMC. Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach William Rentfrow [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 08:51 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** If you go buy a high end toaster (yes, there is such a thing - they can cost hundreds of dollars) - they will instruct you in the proper method of making toast. You are to first run a wam up cycle of the toaster on the high heat setting. You are then supposed to dial the heat down to your preferred toasted-bread setting and proceed to make toast. This insures even crispness and toasting since the toaster is not heating up at the same time as toasting your bread. (Toasting by the way is the breakdown of complex bread starches into simple sugars which then caramelize - hence the slightly sweet taste of un-buttered toast). I suppose if you're willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a toaster you probably have the free time to do this. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ***IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is intended to be a legally binding signature.*** ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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Well, looking at it from an evolutionary viewpoint, the Egg. The reason is that the Chicken as we know it today is a descendant of a less-evolved bird we'll call a protochicken. Now, since we have to assume that a given life form cannot change its genetic code any more than a leopard can change its spots we can say the protochicken and today's chicken are not the same genetically but it is possible for evolution to cause a subtle change in the next generation's genetic makeup to adjust for the forces that affect a life form's viability in a given environment. Thus, the first chicken came from the egg of a protochicken. Another chicken joke: A while back there was a major fire at a chicken factory (a large, sometimes multi-level building that houses chickens on a chicken farm) and the fire completely destroyed the building. Over 50,000 chickens died in the fire. Somehow, a single chicken was found to have survived the fire. It was discovered on the other side of the road, watching the fire. When approached by a reporter it said, See? THAT'S why! J.T. Shyman Column Technologies -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mohan Panchangmath Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 12:44 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Bob Rowe, Remedy Action Request System Development and Administration [EMAIL PROTECTED] The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes. Mohandas K. Gandhi __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers
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I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his
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Yep, that's it. J.T. Shyman Column Technologies 404-242-5407 [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) on behalf of Lai, Canhai Sent: Fri 12/7/2007 4:12 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Answer to the question: There are infinite points, all within about 1.2 miles from the south pole. The furthest from south pole is a circle, with the latitude equals (in radians) -Cos-1(1/2?R) + 1/R Where R is the radius of the earth. If one is allowed to go more than one loops (N), we get infinite number of circles, with the latitude equals -Cos-1(1/2?NR) + 1/R, N=2, 3, ..., to infinity When N - infinity, it is any place 1 mile north of the south pole. ** Which brings up the question: The North Pole is one place on a globe where you can walk one mile south, one mile east and one mile north and return to your point of origin. Name another. __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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** Well... All of the Greek letter thingies below make my head spin, and I think that they mean that free beer is a good thing, right?With that in mind, we can move to the next logical question - What if dog were spelled c-a-t??Whoa.Fri Dec 07 2007 10:58:50 PM UTC from David Sanders to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!** Very clever ! David SandersFrom: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lai, CanhaiSent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:13 PMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED] posting was submitted with HTML in it___
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Answer to the question: There are infinite points, all within about 1.2 miles from the south pole. The furthest from south pole is a circle, with the latitude equals (in radians) -Cos-1(1/2πR) + 1/R Where R is the radius of the earth. If one is allowed to go more than one loops (N), we get infinite number of circles, with the latitude equals -Cos-1(1/2πNR) + 1/R, N=2, 3, ..., to infinity When N - infinity, it is any place 1 mile north of the south pole. ** Which brings up the question: The North Pole is one place on a globe where you can walk one mile south, one mile east and one mile north and return to your point of origin. Name another. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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J.T. Wow, that sounds like NASCAR to me !! Regards...Gidd _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Davies, J.T. Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:57 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Speaking of the north pole...what if you had one of those clocks/watches that was 'timezone-aware'... And what if you were standing at a radius of about 1 foot from the north pole and ran around it in a circle...would you speed forward in time (emit hguorht sdrawkcab neve ro)? :) I should add...this question doesn't keep me up at night... I like it for the humorous aspect. J.T. _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally wondered but didn't really care to find out... Where will a magnetic needle point if you are standing bang on the north pole or the south pole.. Will it hang in a vertical position if suspended in mid air? How would you know east from west when standing dead on the north or south pole? Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM
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If standing on the North Pole (not separating magnetic north from actual north) there is no East and West...just South...:) _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 12:20 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally wondered but didn't really care to find out... Where will a magnetic needle point if you are standing bang on the north pole or the south pole.. Will it hang in a vertical position if suspended in mid air? How would you know east from west when standing dead on the north or south pole? Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why
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My question is, from where did the protochicken come? (Add
recursion)
Thanks,
Gary Opela, Jr
Sr. Remedy Developer
Leader Communications, Inc.
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If Before the egg hatched it belonged to the proto-chicken and it MAY
have changed ownership AFTER hatching, then the chicken came before the
chicken egg.
WE'VE SOLVED THE PROBLEM!
Time to go home,
Dwayne Martin
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Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 11:26:02 -0800
From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
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Its quantum physics. The act of measuring the egg
(a chicken pops out), changes the reality. Its also
a question of possession. Before the egg hatched
it belonged to the proto-chicken. Afterward, does
the remaining shell still belong to the
protochicken or does it now belong to the chicken
that came out of it?
I really hope God didn't use a batch process for
creation:
Let there be a chicken.
Let there be a camel.
Let there be a plasmodium falciparum.
and so on...
Of course, maybe that's how we ended up with a
platypus. God just ran out of ideas. :-)
Thad Esser
Remedy Developer
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough,
they're yours.-- Richard Bach
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I too have too much time on my hands, so since
nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or
the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway.
If you believe in a literal creation, then God said
Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one.
The egg came later.
But according to evolution, there was a long
transition period before a creature that was almost
a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the
first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was
that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out
of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a
not-quite-a-chicken laid it?
Dwayne Martin
James Madison University
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Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800
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Confused humankind!!
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
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Okay, my turn to geek out...
This question answers itself - clearly the egg
came
first. The question is NOT Which came first
the
chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came
first,
the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were
eggs
(such as Dinosaur) long before anything even
resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved.
I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY
too
much time to myself :-)
Thad Esser
Remedy Developer
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough,
they're yours.-- Richard Bach
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all time favorite confusionwhat came
first?.the
chicken or the egg??
cheers,
Mohan
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A mail woman or a fe-mail man?
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Speaking of the north pole...what if you had one of those clocks/watches that was 'timezone-aware'... And what if you were standing at a radius of about 1 foot from the north pole and ran around it in a circle...would you speed forward in time (emit hguorht sdrawkcab neve ro)? :) I should add...this question doesn't keep me up at night... I like it for the humorous aspect. J.T. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:20 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally wondered but didn't really care to find out... Where will a magnetic needle point if you are standing bang on the north pole or the south pole.. Will it hang in a vertical position if suspended in mid air? How would you know east from west when standing dead on the north or south pole? Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever
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Should we change the Subject line to Friday Philosophy? If you are standing at the geographic North Pole then the compass would point to the magnetic North Pole which isn't exactly the same thing :-). Since every place on the globe is south of the north pole I would guess that the compass would point to south in any direction you faced if you were standing on the magnetic north pole. Which brings up the question: The North Pole is one place on a globe where you can walk one mile south, one mile east and one mile north and return to your point of origin. Name another. J.T. Shyman Column Technologies _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:20 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally wondered but didn't really care to find out... Where will a magnetic needle point if you are standing bang on the north pole or the south pole.. Will it hang in a vertical position if suspended in mid air? How would you know east from west when standing dead on the north or south pole? Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally wondered but didn't really care to find out... Where will a magnetic needle point if you are standing bang on the north pole or the south pole.. Will it hang in a vertical position if suspended in mid air? How would you know east from west when standing dead on the north or south pole? Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made
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I totally agree there were many eggs before the chicken arrived! - Original Message From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, December 7, 2007 12:55:14 PM Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Bob Rowe, Remedy Action Request System Development and Administration [EMAIL PROTECTED] The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes. Mohandas K. Gandhi __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com
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What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Bob Rowe, Remedy Action Request System Development and Administration [EMAIL PROTECTED] The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes. Mohandas K. Gandhi __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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What if dog were spelled c-a-t? Well, * We'd eat hotcats at baseball games * We could get cat tired after working a 20 hour day * That bounty hunter in Hawaii would be known as Cat * etc, etc, etc... Back when I was a chemist we had a joke that you could tell if someone was a teamster or a chemist by asking them to pronounce unionized J.T. Shyman Column Technologies mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) on behalf of Will Du Chene Sent: Fri 12/7/2007 7:20 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Well... All of the Greek letter thingies below make my head spin, and I think that they mean that free beer is a good thing, right? With that in mind, we can move to the next logical question - What if dog were spelled c-a-t?? Whoa. Fri Dec 07 2007 10:58:50 PM UTC from David Sanders to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Very clever ! David Sanders From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lai, Canhai Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:13 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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Very clever ! David Sanders _ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Lai, Canhai Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:13 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Answer to the question: There are infinite points, all within about 1.2 miles from the south pole. The furthest from south pole is a circle, with the latitude equals (in radians) -Cos-1(1/2πR) + 1/R Where R is the radius of the earth. Ifone is allowed to go more than one loops (N), we get infinite number of circles, with the latitude equals -Cos-1(1/2πNR)+ 1/R, N=2, 3, ..., to infinity When N - infinity, it is any place 1 mile north of the south pole. ** Which brings up the question: The North Pole is one place on a globe where you can walk one mile south, one mile east and one mile north and return to your point of origin. Name another. __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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That's more or less what I meant.. Isn't East or West, relative to the direction you are facing when you are standing dead on, on the North Pole or South Pole? As a rule we know when we are facing North, behind us is South, to the right is East and to the left is our West.. So what happens to that generalization when you are standing right on the North Pole.. Lets say 2 people are standing on the North Pole, each facing each other.. Wouldn't the East and West contradict each others opinions? :-) Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of J.T. Shyman Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:30 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Should we change the Subject line to “Friday Philosophy”? If you are standing at the geographic North Pole then the compass would point to the magnetic North Pole which isn’t exactly the same thing J. Since every place on the globe is south of the north pole I would guess that the compass would point to south in any direction you faced if you were standing on the magnetic north pole. Which brings up the question: The North Pole is one place on a globe where you can walk one mile south, one mile east and one mile north and return to your point of origin. Name another. J.T. Shyman Column Technologies -- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 2:20 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally wondered but didn't really care to find out... Where will a magnetic needle point if you are standing bang on the north pole or the south pole.. Will it hang in a vertical position if suspended in mid air? How would you know east from west when standing dead on the north or south pole? Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS
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Jay, I can think of several airport terminals with a suitable slide walkway where you could do that :-). Always leverage the existing technology Doug ___ Doug Blair Remedy Skilled Professional dougatblairingdotcom +1-224-558-5462 .. Original Message ... On Fri, 7 Dec 2007 14:30:17 -0500 J.T. Shyman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** Which brings up the question: The North Pole is one place on a globe where you can walk one mile south, one mile east and one mile north and return to your point of origin. Name another. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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If you go buy a high end toaster (yes, there is such a thing - they can cost hundreds of dollars) - they will instruct you in the proper method of making toast. You are to first run a wam up cycle of the toaster on the high heat setting. You are then supposed to dial the heat down to your preferred toasted-bread setting and proceed to make toast. This insures even crispness and toasting since the toaster is not heating up at the same time as toasting your bread. (Toasting by the way is the breakdown of complex bread starches into simple sugars which then caramelize - hence the slightly sweet taste of un-buttered toast). I suppose if you're willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a toaster you probably have the free time to do this. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? -- *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Gidd *Sent:* Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG *Subject:* OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Bob Rowe, Remedy Action Request System Development and Administration [EMAIL PROTECTED] The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes. Mohandas K. Gandhi ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are
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At the North Pole, no matter which direction you look along the horizon, you're facing south... and vice versa. Ya got me on the compass thing... but Philly's cold enough... I'm not going to a Pole to find out! On 12/7/07, Joe D'Souza [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** Why do we have to press Start if we want to shut down any MS windows operating system? (This one is my favorite!) If its a square, why is it called a boxing ring? And something that I often personally wondered but didn't really care to find out... Where will a magnetic needle point if you are standing bang on the north pole or the south pole.. Will it hang in a vertical position if suspended in mid air? How would you know east from west when standing dead on the north or south pole? Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [ mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG arslist@ARSLIST.ORG]On Behalf Of Dwayne Martin Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 1:53 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG arslist@ARSLIST.ORG] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why
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If Before the egg hatched it belonged to the proto-chicken and it MAY have
changed ownership AFTER hatching, then the chicken came before the chicken egg.
WE'VE SOLVED THE PROBLEM!
Time to go home,
Dwayne Martin
Original message
Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 11:26:02 -0800
From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
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Its quantum physics. The act of measuring the egg
(a chicken pops out), changes the reality. Its also
a question of possession. Before the egg hatched
it belonged to the proto-chicken. Afterward, does
the remaining shell still belong to the
protochicken or does it now belong to the chicken
that came out of it?
I really hope God didn't use a batch process for
creation:
Let there be a chicken.
Let there be a camel.
Let there be a plasmodium falciparum.
and so on...
Of course, maybe that's how we ended up with a
platypus. God just ran out of ideas. :-)
Thad Esser
Remedy Developer
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough,
they're yours.-- Richard Bach
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I too have too much time on my hands, so since
nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or
the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway.
If you believe in a literal creation, then God said
Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one.
The egg came later.
But according to evolution, there was a long
transition period before a creature that was almost
a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the
first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was
that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out
of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a
not-quite-a-chicken laid it?
Dwayne Martin
James Madison University
Original message
Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800
From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have
Confused humankind!!
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
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Okay, my turn to geek out...
This question answers itself - clearly the egg
came
first. The question is NOT Which came first
the
chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came
first,
the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were
eggs
(such as Dinosaur) long before anything even
resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved.
I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY
too
much time to myself :-)
Thad Esser
Remedy Developer
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough,
they're yours.-- Richard Bach
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all time favorite confusionwhat came
first?.the
chicken or the egg??
cheers,
Mohan
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** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never
really
adjusted to being
Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Its quantum physics. The act of measuring the egg (a chicken pops out), changes the reality. Its also a question of possession. Before the egg hatched it belonged to the proto-chicken. Afterward, does the remaining shell still belong to the protochicken or does it now belong to the chicken that came out of it? I really hope God didn't use a batch process for creation: Let there be a chicken. Let there be a camel. Let there be a plasmodium falciparum. and so on... Of course, maybe that's how we ended up with a platypus. God just ran out of ideas. :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Dwayne Martin [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 10:52 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! I too have too much time on my hands, so since nobody is asking, Which came first the chicken or the CHICKEN egg I'll try to answer it anyway. If you believe in a literal creation, then God said Let there be a chicken and behold, there was one. The egg came later. But according to evolution, there was a long transition period before a creature that was almost a chicken laid an egg, out of which hatched the first real chicken. Which leads a new question: Was that egg a chicken egg because a chicken hatched out of it, or a not-quite-a-chicken egg because a not-quite-a-chicken laid it? Dwayne Martin James Madison University Original message Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2007 09:55:14 -0800 From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [EMAIL PROTECTED]cc Sent by: ActionSubject Re: Friday Humor - Request System Questions that have discussion Confused humankind!! list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM +-+ | Please respond to | | arslist@ARSLIST.ORG | +-+ all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs
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I HAVE TWO EGGS ! De: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) em nome de Cesar Torres Enviada: sex 7/12/2007 17:04 Para: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Assunto: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** I totally agree there were many eggs before the chicken arrived! - Original Message From: Thad K Esser [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Friday, December 7, 2007 12:55:14 PM Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Okay, my turn to geek out... This question answers itself - clearly the egg came first. The question is NOT Which came first the chicken or the chicken egg, but Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Clearly there were eggs (such as Dinosaur) long before anything even resembling a chicken existed. Problem solved. I used to work the graveyard shift and had WAY too much time to myself :-) Thad Esser Remedy Developer Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach Mohan Panchangmath [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) arslist@ARSLIST.ORG 12/07/2007 09:44 AM Please respond to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG To arslist@ARSLIST.ORG cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! all time favorite confusionwhat came first?.the chicken or the egg?? cheers, Mohan --- Wangler, Dan [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man? Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In A Bug's Life the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\ a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Bob Rowe, Remedy Action Request System Development and Administration [EMAIL PROTECTED] The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes. Mohandas K. Gandhi __20060125___This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: Where the Answers
