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Friday humor - following the theme. . .
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It was a beautiful day on the back nine when Rich McConsultant dropped
dead on the golf course. He awoke before the classic pearly gates looking
up at St. Peter. Having paid for the best doctors and thinking he took
reasonably good care of himself, Rich inquired about his sudden demise.
St. Peter read off the scroll before him, “Rich McConsultant, eight-five,
death by old age.”
Rich shot back, “Eighty-five?!? I was only fifty-two! You’ve got the wrong
guy!!!”
St. Peter tapped a line on the scroll, “I assure you there is no mistake,
eighty-five years.” St. Peter looked up at Rich with a smile, “of course,
we calculate by your time charged.”
As St. Peter made a small motion of his hand, Rich felt a hot draft behind
him. . .
Kelly Logan, Sr. Systems Administrator (Remedy, Planview), GMS
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