Monday funny: Architectural advice
Reading between the lines when somebody says Completely redesigned… 2 things should come to mind. 1) Current implementation must blow chunks 2) New implementation is untested More lipstick please... Hi-ya - karate chop!!! -John -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930-work (651) 247-6766-cell (651) 695-8577-fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice
Or it outgrew it's shoes, which means that it was being used in some way or on a scale that was never intended. From my observations: Someone writes something useful, but not very well (it quickly fills a need). Someone comes along and says, hey, that's great, let's distribute it to the world. It gets out there, then someone else comes along and says, hey, let's make it do X, Y, and Z as well, since it's in the same realm. Someone adds X, Y, and Z, and all of the sudden things start to fall apart. Someone else comes along and says, this is horrible; to get it to do what you are trying to do we need to toss it out the window and design this thing from the ground up. The intent at the final stage is to permanently address the issues, but the process typically repeats itself. Foresight is something for which there is more demand than supply. Axton Grams On Mon, Mar 5, 2012 at 10:56 AM, John Sundberg john.sundb...@kineticdata.com wrote: ** Reading between the lines when somebody says Completely redesigned… 2 things should come to mind. 1) Current implementation must blow chunks 2) New implementation is untested More lipstick please... Hi-ya - karate chop!!! -John -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930-work (651) 247-6766-cell (651) 695-8577-fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice
That’s the same thing as saying something is ‘New Improved’.. how can something be new if its has been improved? Doesn’t it already have had existed to be improved? :-) Joe From: John Sundberg Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 11:56 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** Reading between the lines when somebody says Completely redesigned… 2 things should come to mind. 1) Current implementation must blow chunks 2) New implementation is untested More lipstick please... Hi-ya - karate chop!!! -John -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930-work (651) 247-6766-cell (651) 695-8577-fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice
How about this one: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more! 15% of what? Coming from a Gecko doesn't really mean much to me. I think they should substitute a Caveman. Oh wait, they did!! :) Advertisers! You gotta love them! - Original Message - From: Joe Martin D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Monday, March 5, 2012 1:32:27 PM Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** That’s the same thing as saying something is ‘New Improved’.. how can something be new if its has been improved? Doesn’t it already have had existed to be improved? :-) Joe From: John Sundberg Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 11:56 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** Reading between the lines when somebody says Completely redesigned… 2 things should come to mind. 1) Current implementation must blow chunks 2) New implementation is untested More lipstick please... Hi-ya - karate chop!!! -John -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930 -work (651) 247-6766 -cell (651) 695-8577 -fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice
Maybe we should read that as – you don’t spend 15 minutes on the phone with our sales personnel, but just choose to buy an insurance policy online from us, you pay our full over inflated, obnoxious prices... But if you are a bargain hunter and call our 1-800 numbers and drive our sales forces mad for 15 minutes or so, they might give you a 15% discount over our originally quoted ridiculously high prices as it would start costing our sales team a little bit of money having you on the phone for more than that.. :-) Don’t push your luck beyond 15 minutes though – we may hang up on ya... Even a caveman can do that... we encourage you to do so too :-) From: Gordon Frank Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 2:46 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** How about this one: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more! 15% of what? Coming from a Gecko doesn't really mean much to me. I think they should substitute a Caveman. Oh wait, they did!! :) Advertisers! You gotta love them! From: Joe Martin D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Monday, March 5, 2012 1:32:27 PM Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** That’s the same thing as saying something is ‘New Improved’.. how can something be new if its has been improved? Doesn’t it already have had existed to be improved? :-) Joe From: John Sundberg Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 11:56 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** Reading between the lines when somebody says Completely redesigned… 2 things should come to mind. 1) Current implementation must blow chunks 2) New implementation is untested More lipstick please... Hi-ya - karate chop!!! -John -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930-work (651) 247-6766-cell (651) 695-8577-fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice
OK - Now you did it - I'm taking the bus home ... and you will not see me at next Saturdays social! - Original Message - From: Joe Martin D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Monday, March 5, 2012 3:01:45 PM Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** Maybe we should read that as – you don’t spend 15 minutes on the phone with our sales personnel, but just choose to buy an insurance policy online from us, you pay our full over inflated, obnoxious prices... But if you are a bargain hunter and call our 1-800 numbers and drive our sales forces mad for 15 minutes or so, they might give you a 15% discount over our originally quoted ridiculously high prices as it would start costing our sales team a little bit of money having you on the phone for more than that.. :-) Don’t push your luck beyond 15 minutes though – we may hang up on ya... Even a caveman can do that... we encourage you to do so too :-) From: Gordon Frank Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 2:46 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** How about this one: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more! 15% of what? Coming from a Gecko doesn't really mean much to me. I think they should substitute a Caveman. Oh wait, they did!! :) Advertisers! You gotta love them! - Original Message - From: Joe Martin D'Souza jdso...@shyle.net To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Monday, March 5, 2012 1:32:27 PM Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** That’s the same thing as saying something is ‘New Improved’.. how can something be new if its has been improved? Doesn’t it already have had existed to be improved? :-) Joe From: John Sundberg Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 11:56 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** Reading between the lines when somebody says Completely redesigned… 2 things should come to mind. 1) Current implementation must blow chunks 2) New implementation is untested More lipstick please... Hi-ya - karate chop!!! -John -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930 -work (651) 247-6766 -cell (651) 695-8577 -fax john.sundb...@kineticdata.com _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: Where the Answers Are_ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: Where the Answers Are
