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Re: the funny topic The German teacher asks Bini: “What case is it, if you say “Learning brings me joy?” Bini considers briefly: “A rare one, Mr. Teacher.” URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/464787/#p464787 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic If a bird had a beer who had birds over for a beer, how many birds would have a beer who had the beer for the bird? URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/464499/#p464499 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic one day I was in a busand I just fell over by a seet; ouch that had to hert because I just fell in a bag full of poopiges! URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/464401/#p464401 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps?Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink.And mum. Why do we have this large fur?Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold.And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs.Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand.But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo? URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/464321/#p464321 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom Cruise shouts,“Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!”Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.“No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says.“President Obama,” his boss quickly retorts.“Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington,” and off they go.At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up.”Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.“Pope Francis,” his boss replies.“Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Rome.Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?”His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, ‘Who is that on the balcony with Dave?On the breast of a barmaid in SaleIs tattoo'd the price of brown aleAnd on her behind,For the sake of the blind,Is the same information, in braille! URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/464240/#p464240 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic what does a bank worker do when there bord: hello welcome to bank how may I loos your money durring the next econamy krices! credit to gat rain URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/464203/#p464203 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Why did the chicken cross the road?Because the redneck's dick was stuck inside of it.Roses are gay, violets are gayer;Take off your clothes and let's fuck to some slayer ...Rosebuds are red and their stems are green;Spread your legs wide and let's see what's between ...How does a blonde interpret 6.9?A good time interrupted by a period ... URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/464201/#p464201 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, `You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I`ll give you each a dollar if you`ll promise to come around every day and do your thing.`The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans. After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. `This recession`s really putting a big dent in my income,` he told them. `From now on, I`ll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans.`The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.`Look,` he said, `I haven`t received my Social Security check yet, so I`m not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?``A freakin` quarter?` the drum leader exclaimed. `If you think we`re going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you`re nuts! No way, dude. We quit!` And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/464147/#p464147 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Mother:“ Keep that dog out of the house. It is covered in mud“Kevin:“Keep out of the house, little dog. It is covered in mud URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463857/#p463857 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Megan Markel asks the queen:"Your highness, what is the secret to a long life?"The queen answers:"Fasten your seatbelt and don't piss me off!" URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463842/#p463842 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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2019-09-24
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : LoquaciousGamer via Audiogames-reflector
Re: the funny topic This came from the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves.You will either want to set your screen reader to read all punctuation or arrow through this text character by character.A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463840/#p463840 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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2019-09-24
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : LoquaciousGamer via Audiogames-reflector
Re: the funny topic This came from the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves.You will either want to set your screen reader to read all punctuation or arrow through this text character by character.A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463840/#p463840 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.How do you drown a hipster?Throw him in the mainstream.A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …” URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463831/#p463831 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic 4 blonds are going to Disneyland. They come up to a sign that says Disneyland: Left Seeing this, they turn around and head for home. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463807/#p463807 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, „Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?“The mother says, „It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.“The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, „Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant – about 4 months, would be my guess.“The mother says, „Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?“Debbie says, „No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!“The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, „Is there something wrong out there doctor?“The doctor replies, „No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. And there’s no way I’m going to miss it!“ URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463765/#p463765 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. „You’re not allowed to pee in the pool!“ yells the lifeguard. „But everyone pees in the pool,“ said Little Johnny. „Maybe,“ said the lifeguard, „but not from the diving board!“ URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463764/#p463764 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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2019-09-23
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jaidon . vinnie_ware via Audiogames-reflector
Re: the funny topic @11, that's so funny! It took me a couple of seconds, but i got it. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463758/#p463758 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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2019-09-23
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jaidon . vinnie_ware via Audiogames-reflector
Re: the funny topic Here is one.To all the men on the forum, if your cheating here is some advice. Save the outside woman as her last name. Check the difference.Man Bathing in shower.Wife. Honey?Man. Yes puddin?Wife. While you was in the bathroom, Comberbatch call. That comberbatch fellow have a real woman voice, doesn't he?Man yes dear. He does. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463757/#p463757 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic So part of me wanted to be a jerk and simply write "something funny"but then again, why not:Three blondes walk into a building. you'd have thought one of them would have seen it. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463755/#p463755 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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2019-09-23
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jaidon . vinnie_ware via Audiogames-reflector
Re: the funny topic This is a christian joke.Ramlalsing planted a garden in Maruga, South Trinidad. He went to church and told the pastor how it blossomed.Ramlalsingh. Pastah, if yuh see how my garden grow. All the oocroo, Bigan, popoh and fig.Pastor. Really? I should come for some popoh if you have.Ramlalsingh. Of course. Come this evening.Well, the pastor come 3 o'clock because, that's evening here.the pastor saw the crops so ripe, so big so divine.Pastor. Its truly a miracle. Praise god. The lord truly is wonderful, there is no extent to his power. Just endless.Ramlalsingh thought to himself, yeah, god do all the work didn't he? I was just in the garden for style. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463754/#p463754 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, „This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it.“The librarian says to the other librarian, „So here is the person who took our phone book!“ URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463752/#p463752 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver’s license?Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.Officer: This car is stolen?Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?Driver: Yes, sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?Driver: Yes, sir.Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.Captain: Sir, can I see your license?Driver: Sure. Here it is.The driver’s license was valid.Captain: Who’s car is this?Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.The driver owned the car.Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.Driver: No problem.Trunk is opened; no body.Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.Driver: Yeah, and I’ll bet the lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding, too! URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463749/#p463749 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Ha, that last one is actually pretty ballsy and rather clever. It got a laugh. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463739/#p463739 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.„You’re not going to have time to finish this,“ the professor said, as he handed the student a booklet.„Yes I will,“ replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.„No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.“The student looked incredulous and angry. „Do you know who I am?“„No, as a matter of fact I don’t,“ replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.„Do you know who I am?“ the student asked again. „No, and I don’t care,“ replied the professor with an air of superiority.„Good,“ replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and ran out of the room. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463732/#p463732 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Teacher: „You missed school yesterday didn’t you?“ Pupil: „Not very much!“ URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463729/#p463729 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic @3booo! URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463728/#p463728 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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2019-09-23
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Jaidon . vinnie_ware via Audiogames-reflector
Re: the funny topic You know, i actually have an answer to that.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to their spouce and kids. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463719/#p463719 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
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Re: the funny topic Why did the chicken cross the road?Because! URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/463715/#p463715 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
